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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You and the stranger both like My Little Pony.

 

You: Hello.

 

Stranger: Hey

 

You: How are you?

 

Stranger: Fine.

 

Stranger: FUCK PONIES AND BRONIES!!!! (╯°□°)╯​︵ ┻━┻

 

You: Lolcoo.

 

You: Nice to see how you spend your free time.

 

Stranger: Sorry ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

 

You: But I do as well.

 

Stranger: Yeah it's 1:30 and I can't sleep...

 

You: So you decide to try and ruin someone else's fun by trashing on a show they enjoy when in fact did nothing to you?

 

You: Tsk Tsk.

 

Stranger: Nope, I like the show to, just that it's funny to troll.

 

You: I used to be a troll as well.

 

You: Until I learned anger is an emotion that is foul.

 

Stranger: Good, I thought you were going to say "then I took an arrow to the knee".

 

You: Hell no.

 

You: I have standards.

 

Stranger: Sorry that I thought of you in that way.

 

You: You should be >.>

 

You: That "meme" or whatever it should be called

 

You: Is annoying.

 

Stranger: Well so is "20% cooler" and "love and tolerate the shit out of you" and all the other unfunny brony memes are as well.

 

You: Yes, but that is the vocal part of the community.

 

You: Just because there are bronies that use it, doesn't mean we all do.

 

You: It's like saying all kids are fucking potheads

 

You: When only some do.

 

Stranger: II do

 

You: Or all girls are whores

 

You: When only some are.

 

Stranger: Well that's society.

 

You: And society is fucked up as it is.

 

You: We don't need someone trying to ruin another's fun because a vocal region of the fandom is annoying.

 

You: I in fact do not say any of those "memes"

 

You: I rarely, if ever, follow that love and toleration shit.

 

You: I follow peace and harmony because that is how I am.

 

You: Not because a show taught me.

 

Stranger: Good, now your *snicker* 20% cooler!

 

You: And I will "tolerate the shit" out of that comment.

 

You: *Snicker*

 

Stranger: Not sure if serious...

 

You: Not at all.

 

You: That is why there are quotation marks.

 

You: That is amazing. Now I have better things to do then waste my time. Buh bye.

 

You have disconnected.

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Or you could do as I do and simply not give them any time out of your day at all. :V

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Hmmm. Troll kinda sounds like the guy who used to be my friend you originally introduced me to MLP. He's an ass ^^


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This is pretty funny. Whenever I deal with a troll I make sure that they get no satisfaction at all from trolling me, and it seems that they didn't get any satisfaction. And also, that's pretty weird they would say "FUCK PONIES AND BRONIES" and then say that they like MLP. I guess that they were really bored and were trying to get a response out of you, which they did not get, or they are just kinda loco in the coco.

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HEY HEY Krystal HEY Look

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You and the stranger both like Ponies, and My little Pony.

 

Stranger: Hello.

 

You: I guess this test isnt working...

 

Stranger: o.o

 

You: Hi im a brony who like to test other bronies...

 

Stranger: ...Can't tell if legit or not.

 

You: but everytime i try to be a hater.... i cant do it.... i just hate making people angry, or sad...

 

Stranger: Err..

 

You: Lets start over

 

You: Twilight is best pony

 

Stranger: Everypony is best pony.

 

You: But twilight is just a tiiiny bit better

 

Stranger: That is your opinion, and I can respect that.

 

You: Because you know im right

 

Stranger: Everyone is right in their own ways. That is why we have rights.

 

You: right

 

You: see what i did there? :3

 

Stranger: Yes, yes I did.

 

You: Can i ask you something?

 

Stranger: Go ahead.

 

You: How old are you? :)

 

Stranger: 15.

 

You: really?

 

You: I kind of thought you were over 20 xp

 

Stranger: I have no reason to lie when I say I am this young xD

 

You: maybe in your young 30

 

Stranger: Eenope.

 

You: Im 16 :)

 

You: So....

 

You: You are one of the quiet ones?

 

Stranger: Actually, I have like 5 tabs open.

 

You: Me tooo

 

Stranger: I am simultaneously moving between them.

 

You: We have so much in common

 

You: we both have 5 tabs open, we both talk to a stranger, we are both younger than 20 years

 

You: Which internett browser are you using?

 

Stranger: Google Chrome.

 

You: OMG ME TOO

 

You: Do you watch videos on youtube?

 

Stranger: Of course.

 

You: OMG MEEE TOOO... You know what this calls for?

 

Stranger: You tell me.

 

You: Aaaa Partyyy

 

Stranger: Can't go anywhere without your party cannon.

 

You: Omg you know me soooo well

 

You: Its like we are sisters, or brothers, or brothers and sister. Or sisters and brothers

 

Stranger: I am a male, and you?

 

You: Omg mee too

 

You: We have soooo much in common

 

Stranger: I... guess so.

 

You: When is your birthday?

 

Stranger: September 1st.

 

You: OMG We are both borned in 1996

 

Stranger: Yes, yes we were.

 

You: I should throw us another party!!

 

You: You can invite ALL of your friends

 

Stranger: So... have you been messing with me the entire time, or are you really a brony?

 

You: Im a brony dude ^^ I just love being a bit Pinkie Pie :3

 

Stranger: Alrighty, then come here- http://mlpforums.com

 

Stranger: My name there is Krystal, can't miss me.

 

Stranger: I gotta go.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Not my method of countertrolling, I usually countertroll by trolling.

Troll: USA is best! You all suck!

User 1: No it isnt...

User 2: So I assume you are from US?

Troll: Screw you, ofc US is best, we actually have money unlike you third world fags!

Me: Personally, I believe the democratic ideals of US are not up to par with that of China's, which is doing far better in the political reform aspects.

Troll: WTF China isn't a democracy!

Me: Yet in many ways its more democratic than the US.

Troll: You are a fucking troll! I don't need you spewing bs here!

User 1: lololol

User 2: Dafuq did I just read?

Another good one was the "I'm atheist so I don't believe in _____" argument, I can't believe that didn't get made into a meme.

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That wasn't even a troll, just some guy that expressed his disapproval of bronies

 

And you weren't really "dealing with" him, you both kind of agreed with each other


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He wasn't really trolling...I know that feel, he's just bored out of his mind and decided to do something random. You can tell by him stopping after his one comment.

 

 

 

I do that too sometimes on Omegle. >_>

 

 


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HEY HEY Krystal HEY Look

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You and the stranger both like Ponies, and My little Pony.

 

Stranger: Hello.

 

You: I guess this test isnt working...

 

Stranger: o.o

 

You: Hi im a brony who like to test other bronies...

 

Stranger: ...Can't tell if legit or not.

 

You: but everytime i try to be a hater.... i cant do it.... i just hate making people angry, or sad...

 

Stranger: Err..

 

You: Lets start over

 

You: Twilight is best pony

 

Stranger: Everypony is best pony.

 

You: But twilight is just a tiiiny bit better

 

Stranger: That is your opinion, and I can respect that.

 

You: Because you know im right

 

Stranger: Everyone is right in their own ways. That is why we have rights.

 

You: right

 

You: see what i did there? :3

 

Stranger: Yes, yes I did.

 

You: Can i ask you something?

 

Stranger: Go ahead.

 

You: How old are you? :)

 

Stranger: 15.

 

You: really?

 

You: I kind of thought you were over 20 xp

 

Stranger: I have no reason to lie when I say I am this young xD

 

You: maybe in your young 30

 

Stranger: Eenope.

 

You: Im 16 :)

 

You: So....

 

You: You are one of the quiet ones?

 

Stranger: Actually, I have like 5 tabs open.

 

You: Me tooo

 

Stranger: I am simultaneously moving between them.

 

You: We have so much in common

 

You: we both have 5 tabs open, we both talk to a stranger, we are both younger than 20 years

 

You: Which internett browser are you using?

 

Stranger: Google Chrome.

 

You: OMG ME TOO

 

You: Do you watch videos on youtube?

 

Stranger: Of course.

 

You: OMG MEEE TOOO... You know what this calls for?

 

Stranger: You tell me.

 

You: Aaaa Partyyy

 

Stranger: Can't go anywhere without your party cannon.

 

You: Omg you know me soooo well

 

You: Its like we are sisters, or brothers, or brothers and sister. Or sisters and brothers

 

Stranger: I am a male, and you?

 

You: Omg mee too

 

You: We have soooo much in common

 

Stranger: I... guess so.

 

You: When is your birthday?

 

Stranger: September 1st.

 

You: OMG We are both borned in 1996

 

Stranger: Yes, yes we were.

 

You: I should throw us another party!!

 

You: You can invite ALL of your friends

 

Stranger: So... have you been messing with me the entire time, or are you really a brony?

 

You: Im a brony dude ^^ I just love being a bit Pinkie Pie :3

 

Stranger: Alrighty, then come here- http://mlpforums.com

 

Stranger: My name there is Krystal, can't miss me.

 

Stranger: I gotta go.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

That is literally the most incredible thing I ever read

 

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