Finesthour 7,287 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 (edited) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like My Little Pony. You: Hello. Stranger: Hey You: How are you? Stranger: Fine. Stranger: FUCK PONIES AND BRONIES!!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ You: Lolcoo. You: Nice to see how you spend your free time. Stranger: Sorry ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) You: But I do as well. Stranger: Yeah it's 1:30 and I can't sleep... You: So you decide to try and ruin someone else's fun by trashing on a show they enjoy when in fact did nothing to you? You: Tsk Tsk. Stranger: Nope, I like the show to, just that it's funny to troll. You: I used to be a troll as well. You: Until I learned anger is an emotion that is foul. Stranger: Good, I thought you were going to say "then I took an arrow to the knee". You: Hell no. You: I have standards. Stranger: Sorry that I thought of you in that way. You: You should be >.> You: That "meme" or whatever it should be called You: Is annoying. Stranger: Well so is "20% cooler" and "love and tolerate the shit out of you" and all the other unfunny brony memes are as well. You: Yes, but that is the vocal part of the community. You: Just because there are bronies that use it, doesn't mean we all do. You: It's like saying all kids are fucking potheads You: When only some do. Stranger: II do You: Or all girls are whores You: When only some are. Stranger: Well that's society. You: And society is fucked up as it is. You: We don't need someone trying to ruin another's fun because a vocal region of the fandom is annoying. You: I in fact do not say any of those "memes" You: I rarely, if ever, follow that love and toleration shit. You: I follow peace and harmony because that is how I am. You: Not because a show taught me. Stranger: Good, now your *snicker* 20% cooler! You: And I will "tolerate the shit" out of that comment. You: *Snicker* Stranger: Not sure if serious... You: Not at all. You: That is why there are quotation marks. You: That is amazing. Now I have better things to do then waste my time. Buh bye. You have disconnected. Edited June 5, 2012 by Krystal 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Rising 2,156 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 yeah... you sure showed him lol... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null123456 759 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 Was that a conversation on a website? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 June 5, 2012 Author Share June 5, 2012 Was that a conversation on a website? ... Omegle, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoop 8,384 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 Or you could do as I do and simply not give them any time out of your day at all. :V 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 June 5, 2012 Author Share June 5, 2012 Or you could do as I do and simply not give them any time out of your day at all. :V Butthats no fun D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 Hmmm. Troll kinda sounds like the guy who used to be my friend you originally introduced me to MLP. He's an ass ^^ Sorry about the temporary lack of signature, I have changed my name, so I need a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 2 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baconboy56 9 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 This is pretty funny. Whenever I deal with a troll I make sure that they get no satisfaction at all from trolling me, and it seems that they didn't get any satisfaction. And also, that's pretty weird they would say "FUCK PONIES AND BRONIES" and then say that they like MLP. I guess that they were really bored and were trying to get a response out of you, which they did not get, or they are just kinda loco in the coco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
go away seb 367 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 I haven't laughed like this for a while. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zemazta 6 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 HEY HEY Krystal HEY Look You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Ponies, and My little Pony. Stranger: Hello. You: I guess this test isnt working... Stranger: o.o You: Hi im a brony who like to test other bronies... Stranger: ...Can't tell if legit or not. You: but everytime i try to be a hater.... i cant do it.... i just hate making people angry, or sad... Stranger: Err.. You: Lets start over You: Twilight is best pony Stranger: Everypony is best pony. You: But twilight is just a tiiiny bit better Stranger: That is your opinion, and I can respect that. You: Because you know im right Stranger: Everyone is right in their own ways. That is why we have rights. You: right You: see what i did there? :3 Stranger: Yes, yes I did. You: Can i ask you something? Stranger: Go ahead. You: How old are you? Stranger: 15. You: really? You: I kind of thought you were over 20 xp Stranger: I have no reason to lie when I say I am this young xD You: maybe in your young 30 Stranger: Eenope. You: Im 16 You: So.... You: You are one of the quiet ones? Stranger: Actually, I have like 5 tabs open. You: Me tooo Stranger: I am simultaneously moving between them. You: We have so much in common You: we both have 5 tabs open, we both talk to a stranger, we are both younger than 20 years You: Which internett browser are you using? Stranger: Google Chrome. You: OMG ME TOO You: Do you watch videos on youtube? Stranger: Of course. You: OMG MEEE TOOO... You know what this calls for? Stranger: You tell me. You: Aaaa Partyyy Stranger: Can't go anywhere without your party cannon. You: Omg you know me soooo well You: Its like we are sisters, or brothers, or brothers and sister. Or sisters and brothers Stranger: I am a male, and you? You: Omg mee too You: We have soooo much in common Stranger: I... guess so. You: When is your birthday? Stranger: September 1st. You: OMG We are both borned in 1996 Stranger: Yes, yes we were. You: I should throw us another party!! You: You can invite ALL of your friends Stranger: So... have you been messing with me the entire time, or are you really a brony? You: Im a brony dude ^^ I just love being a bit Pinkie Pie :3 Stranger: Alrighty, then come here- http://mlpforums.com Stranger: My name there is Krystal, can't miss me. Stranger: I gotta go. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 June 5, 2012 Author Share June 5, 2012 Hehe, hey there. Set up a welcome thread for yourself! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 Finest I do not approve of you stealing my "BUH BYE" loljk I used to do it before it was cool :3 :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Money Grabber 9 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 Thats great, i think thats a great was to show off a troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KakeiTheWolf 652 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 I thought an 8-gauge was the correct answer... My Music: http://kakeithewolf.bandcamp.com/. Now on tumblr at kakeithewolf.tumblr.com Youtube: youtube.com/user/KakeiTheWoIf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,334 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 That's what I call reasonably anti-troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 (edited) Not my method of countertrolling, I usually countertroll by trolling. Troll: USA is best! You all suck! User 1: No it isnt... User 2: So I assume you are from US? Troll: Screw you, ofc US is best, we actually have money unlike you third world fags! Me: Personally, I believe the democratic ideals of US are not up to par with that of China's, which is doing far better in the political reform aspects. Troll: WTF China isn't a democracy! Me: Yet in many ways its more democratic than the US. Troll: You are a fucking troll! I don't need you spewing bs here! User 1: lololol User 2: Dafuq did I just read? Another good one was the "I'm atheist so I don't believe in _____" argument, I can't believe that didn't get made into a meme. Edited June 5, 2012 by Whiteshade Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkane 270 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 Troll: RAAGH GRAAGH!! HURR DUR!! BRONIES ARE FAGS!! Me: [insert Link to a Shock site using Tinyurl] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
be my waifu 2,842 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 That wasn't even a troll, just some guy that expressed his disapproval of bronies And you weren't really "dealing with" him, you both kind of agreed with each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankveld 4,949 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 Troll =/= some idiot on the internet who discovered memes a year ago and is trying to be cool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Boulder 123 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 I just set my brain to ignore :3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah 3,182 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 That was a great laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 He wasn't really trolling...I know that feel, he's just bored out of his mind and decided to do something random. You can tell by him stopping after his one comment. I do that too sometimes on Omegle. A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiliscael 3,960 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 HEY HEY Krystal HEY Look You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Ponies, and My little Pony. Stranger: Hello. You: I guess this test isnt working... Stranger: o.o You: Hi im a brony who like to test other bronies... Stranger: ...Can't tell if legit or not. You: but everytime i try to be a hater.... i cant do it.... i just hate making people angry, or sad... Stranger: Err.. You: Lets start over You: Twilight is best pony Stranger: Everypony is best pony. You: But twilight is just a tiiiny bit better Stranger: That is your opinion, and I can respect that. You: Because you know im right Stranger: Everyone is right in their own ways. That is why we have rights. You: right You: see what i did there? :3 Stranger: Yes, yes I did. You: Can i ask you something? Stranger: Go ahead. You: How old are you? Stranger: 15. You: really? You: I kind of thought you were over 20 xp Stranger: I have no reason to lie when I say I am this young xD You: maybe in your young 30 Stranger: Eenope. You: Im 16 You: So.... You: You are one of the quiet ones? Stranger: Actually, I have like 5 tabs open. You: Me tooo Stranger: I am simultaneously moving between them. You: We have so much in common You: we both have 5 tabs open, we both talk to a stranger, we are both younger than 20 years You: Which internett browser are you using? Stranger: Google Chrome. You: OMG ME TOO You: Do you watch videos on youtube? Stranger: Of course. You: OMG MEEE TOOO... You know what this calls for? Stranger: You tell me. You: Aaaa Partyyy Stranger: Can't go anywhere without your party cannon. You: Omg you know me soooo well You: Its like we are sisters, or brothers, or brothers and sister. Or sisters and brothers Stranger: I am a male, and you? You: Omg mee too You: We have soooo much in common Stranger: I... guess so. You: When is your birthday? Stranger: September 1st. You: OMG We are both borned in 1996 Stranger: Yes, yes we were. You: I should throw us another party!! You: You can invite ALL of your friends Stranger: So... have you been messing with me the entire time, or are you really a brony? You: Im a brony dude ^^ I just love being a bit Pinkie Pie :3 Stranger: Alrighty, then come here- http://mlpforums.com Stranger: My name there is Krystal, can't miss me. Stranger: I gotta go. Your conversational partner has disconnected. That is literally the most incredible thing I ever read I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria and Co. 782 June 5, 2012 Share June 5, 2012 That's funny, I had a similar conversation the other day with CleverBot. This is something I do? This is something I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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