sports 2020 Football Stuff

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After 7 months of waiting, football is finally back.  So what do we got?  

Everyone's favorite GOAT Tom Brady is not with the Patriots anymore.  He's traded that red, white and blue to join some Florida pirates.  

And that team's city and initials are TB

Drew Brees is gonna have to deal with Tom Brady twice.  Sorry Saints fans, this is your worst nightmare

Cam Newton left the Panthers and went to the Patriots, he's now pals with coach Bill Belichick and WR Julian Edelman.  That should be nice

The other pirates THE RAIDERS ran away from Oakland again and got a big beefy stadium in Vegas.  

Rams and Chargers have to share some weird place called SoFi.  

Dem Cowboys got a new coach, but it's the same laidback guy from Green Bay.  

And speaking of Green Bay, Aaron Rodgers has to teach a new QB the ropes.  

Nick Foles, the hero in Super Bowl LII, hit a new low, he's the backup to a wimpy QB in Chicago.  

Eli Manning retired, the old Cowboys coach is doing some work for the Giants.  When in doubt Derp like usual.  

Where did Phillip Rivers go?  Oh yes he's QB for the Colts  Que that Super Bowl XLIX commercial with the MLP cameo!  

As for the Broncos, please say you'll get it right this time you've got the Titans to deal with.  

Jets crash and burn

You Eagles still gonna fly

Load that popcorn for Days of Our Steelers

Jags turn to tank, Washington Bargain Bins

Whoa Texans, what happened to you guys?  The only reason you couldn't win the opener against the Chiefs is because your baseball team banged dirty trash cans in 2017.  

 

Edited September 12, 2020 by ZiggWheelsManning

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I'm still rooting for those Steelers even though we had Starlight a duck and a reindeer taking over the QB position, there's something about seeing other ponies people taking over the role because the primary person isn't available that I like seeing.

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Well everyone, we’re at the halfway point of this NFL season dealing with the ups and downs.  First, the obvious has to be addressed, the Coronavirus got its filthy hands on my football season

Disaster is on the Dallas Cowboys in every direction.  As talented a QB Dak Prescott is and how things didn’t click with Coach McCarthy, hope he recovers and leaves to pursue success on another team. 

When I said that Tom Brady’s Buccaneers would be the Saints’ worst nightmare twice in the season, turns out I was wrong about that

Patriots, Bill Belichick, you guys doing okay?

San Francisco, you guys beat the Patriots like crazy, too bad Aaron Rodgers (aka the Bad Man) got sweet revenge on you. 

Chiefs winning like crazy, don’t feel too bad Panthers, you almost managed to upset Showtime. 

Even when you Broncos get it right, finally this long to win a game against the Patriots, your efforts to win against the Atlanta Falcons since 2012 are always pathetic

The LA Bolts go full throttle scoring loads of points in their new stadium, but a heroic touchdown to seal a win is undone by yours truly THE RAIDERS

Colts, is the QB you brought aboard from the LA Bolts going to help end all your years of pain and misery?

The Browns, whoopee cushion prank this Rainbow Dash

Guess what Nick Foles?  You got your starting QB job in Chicago and with 3 losses in a row, you’re hitting a new low just as I said you would. 

Titans doing great, except they ending up burrowing on the road to the Bengals. 

Hey Vikings, you getting your groove on this late?  Keep this up and Lions head coach will be fired soon. 

Texans show their longtime head coach the door and swept their lousy Florida division rival.  The Jaguars coach should be next guy out. 

I have to give credit to the Dolphins.  Starting Tua Tagovailoa as QB has the Lousy Amateur Rams and the stupid Cardinals pushed into a corner. 

Russell Wilson always cooks, but you Seahawks can’t provide the perfect recipe on the Buffalo Bills?

Eagles 1st place in their division, but they are trapped in that horrible division every year.  Have to shed tears to another bird team, the Ravens, 2nd place in their division. 

Steelers are undefeated, as much as I want to hear a certain Pittsburgh guy (The Tree) suffer, I am the one getting ticked

On to the Giants of New York.  New QB, same derp jobs, but you swept the Washington Football Team in tough games. 

Congratulations Jets, you’re 42% closer to being grounded for the whole season