The Ponyville Random!

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

In honor of the lovely Skylight Scintillate
The Ponyville Random!

Star Silk loses herself in her studies of botanical plants in the lab. A very lonely but dedicated lifestyle. A huge explosion could be heard, she swiftly looks in its general direction. It sounded like a ... tardis? The bubbling of potions could be heard. A single vial left unattended as she leaves ... for just a moment... to figure out what it is.
 

[Sophie 877]

As Star Silk was distracted, Sophie drinks quickly that greenish potion, with a 'poof!' noise and a green cloud, sophie got replaced with a platypus that just stands there, growling deeply now and then.

 

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Vibrant dragged the pillow and stormed the door, bursting in and shouting MATTRESS WAAAAARRR

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

*grabs the platypus in self defense, wondering where Sophie was* Aha! En garde you rascal of feathered beds! So you were the cause of that explosion!

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

*Sommersaults with oversized mattress, completely ignoring it's excessive weight, because forget physics and attacks from behind* 

[Sophie 877]

As Sophie platypus got picked up, she just growls once again, somehow she wants to growl and do nothing the whole day long. The growling just signals everyone that platypus sophie is still alive.

[Varnull 44]

Falls groggily out of the Tardis with smoke pouring out. And sees the ponyville mattress war of 2022. But the most confusing was the angry platipus.

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

*bring in updated version of PARTY CANNON*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mattress_(rocket)

I can't believe this actually exists, who names a rocket "mattress"

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

Silky is just confused about everything and wonders if chocolate actually is considered a salad due to having come from a plant...

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Moments ago, Silk Glamour said:

Silky is just confused about everything and wonders if chocolate actually is considered a salad due to having come from a plant...

If a rocket can be a mattress then chocolate definitely can be salad 

[Sophie 877]

Sophie platypus begins to wonder how fast is to fast.

[Varnull 44]

Returns to tardis to sleep. There is no threat.

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

Moments ago, Sophie H. said:

Sophie platypus begins to wonder how fast is to fast.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT *dies laughing*

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

There is no tardis. The tardis was a mischief all along 

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

1 minute ago, Varnull said:

Returns to tardis to sleep. There is no threat.

Sees there actually WAS a tardis and comes back to life, tackling Varnull and babbling "it's you! You cannot go back there," then stealing the cake he left in the tardis and running in the other direction since he was sleepy

 

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

*wonders why a picture of water is framed*

[Varnull 44]

Moments ago, Silk Glamour said:

Sees there actually WAS a tardis and comes back to life, tackling Varnull and babbling "it's you! You cannot go back there," then stealing the cake he left in the tardis and running in the other direction since he was sleepy

 

EXCUSE ME THATS MINE. But uh.. I'll just. *magically duplicates cake so there's enough far everypony*

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

...

SHE STOLE A CAKE AGAIN

*pursues* 

[Sophie 877]

3 minutes ago, Silk Glamour said:

*wonders why a picture of water is framed*

Sophie feels calmness in picture of water, especially when it's framed! she don't like it when the picture of water shows something emerging from it.

That's her favorite: 

[Varnull 44]

It's good the water is frames or we'd all get wet :0

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

1 minute ago, Sophie H. said:

Sophie feels calmness in picture of water, especially when it's framed! she don't like it when the picture of water shows something emerging from it.

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Speaking of frames... @Silk Glamour

 

[Sophie 877]

3 minutes ago, Varnull said:

It's good the water is frames or we'd all get wet :0

Do not worry young pony! we're all safe from the deadly forces of the calm water!

[Ice Princess Silky 10,821]

Moments ago, Sophie H. said:

Do not worry young pony! we're all safe from the deadly forces of the calm water!

*pokes the picture frame and gets drenched*  mistakes were made

1 minute ago, Sir Starryholic said:

Speaking of frames... @Silk Glamour

 

No ! no!! Back with this!! Send it back to the realm it came from!!!!! D: 

[Varnull 44]

Materializes a nozzle out of thin air and puts it on the framed water and proceeded to pour water into a glass.