Report a crazy problem to the princesses

[IridescentEdge 206]

Princess! Help! I'm in a full body, wing-&-hoof cast DRINKIN' THROUGH FERNENDO!

[Sparklefan1234 177,308]

Dear Princess Celestia,

What is your Twi-Fi password? 

Also, *Heh* "Twi-Fi".

[Samurai Equine 53,995]

Dear Princess Celestia,

No one noticed the funniest joke I made, so I ordered an army of pigs to make me feel better. But now I am running out of resources to take care of them.

...And I don't even need ONE pig. 

Help?!

[Fritzy 1,944]

Princesses I was scooped please give me new human internal organs 

[ExplosionMare 18,740]

Dear Princesses,

I don't wanna re-play Chapter 3 of Deltarune just for the secret boss. Can you magically manipulate my save files so I can just get straight to the point? 

[MLP Golden Breezie 316]

dear princess celestia, did you happen to add creepers to minecraft for fun? that's not funny at all! could you tell me if it wasn't you?

[Sparklefan1234 177,308]

Dear Princess Celestia,

If Lyra Heartstrings and Twilight Sparkle are friends why have we NEVER seen them interact in Ponyville?

Also, I have a "problem" with the fact that Princess Luna wasn't performed by Rarity in your "Birth of Equestria" play.

I feel like Rarity has a "special quality" that would make her "perfect" to play Princess Luna. 

[MLP Golden Breezie 316]

hey Princess Celestia, I want to point something out to you.

is it true that that Twilight Sparkle who was your student is actually a changeling in disguise?