Report a crazy problem to the princesses

[Iridescent Edge 447]

Princess! Help! I'm in a full body, wing-&-hoof cast DRINKIN' THROUGH FERNENDO!

[Sparklefan1234 179,390]

Dear Princess Celestia,

What is your Twi-Fi password? 

Also, *Heh* "Twi-Fi".

[Samurai Equine 54,727]

Dear Princess Celestia,

No one noticed the funniest joke I made, so I ordered an army of pigs to make me feel better. But now I am running out of resources to take care of them.

...And I don't even need ONE pig. 

Help?!

[Fritzy 2,033]

Princesses I was scooped please give me new human internal organs 

[ExplosionMare 21,175]

Dear Princesses,

I don't wanna re-play Chapter 3 of Deltarune just for the secret boss. Can you magically manipulate my save files so I can just get straight to the point? 

[MLP Golden Breezie 754]

dear princess celestia, did you happen to add creepers to minecraft for fun? that's not funny at all! could you tell me if it wasn't you?

[Sparklefan1234 179,390]

Dear Princess Celestia,

If Lyra Heartstrings and Twilight Sparkle are friends why have we NEVER seen them interact in Ponyville?

Also, I have a "problem" with the fact that Princess Luna wasn't performed by Rarity in your "Birth of Equestria" play.

I feel like Rarity has a "special quality" that would make her "perfect" to play Princess Luna. 

[MLP Golden Breezie 754]

hey Princess Celestia, I want to point something out to you.

is it true that that Twilight Sparkle who was your student is actually a changeling in disguise?

[Sparklefan1234 179,390]

Dear Princess Celestia,

My Best Friend, @ExplosionMare told me that she's not a robot. I think she's a "Mac" and I'm not talking about "and cheese", if you know what I mean. 

[ExplosionMare 21,175]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Don't listen to @Sparklefan1234's nonsense. He's probably a robot himself! 👀

[Sparklefan1234 179,390]

3 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Don't listen to @Sparklefan1234's nonsense. He's probably a robot himself! 👀

Dear Princess Celestia,

That's something a robot in disguise would say!  Whoops! Wrong Hasbro property. 

[Samurai Equine 54,727]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I think my friend @Sparklefan1234 might be a robot.  ...Actually, that's not really a problem; as long as he knows how to Henkei or Chakusou.

[DubWolf 18,423]

Dear princess celestia…

Derpy keeps losing my mail! So I’m sending you my mail if you can send it pleaze 

[KPackratt 678]

Dear Princess Celestia.

Equestria is being taken over by robot ponies, we fear that they will wipe out the equine race and become the dominant species of Equestria.

[DubWolf 18,423]

Dear princess celestia,

ExplosionMare blew up Twilight’s castle!!

[Tao 8,830]

Princess @Ice Princess Silky <3

It....

Has

RETURNED! 

[Samurai Equine 54,727]

Dear Princess Celestia;

I am surrounded by Yu-Gi-Oh Cards and they are all deck-filler cards. Help. 

[Spark Thunderbass 1,603]

Dear Princess Celestia.

A filly has fallen into the river in Ponyville!