Report a crazy problem to the princesses

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,521]

*A guard runs into the throne room
"Princess Celestia! Tech-priests from Warhammer have teleported to us, they are taking the castle apart and assembling baneblades from it! All the houses in Ponyville have been dismantled and from the parts of the houses they have assembled Imperial Knights, and from the Crystal Empire castle they have assembled Emperor Titans." 

Celestia: "It's not too important, we'll send Twilight to solve this problem later, because it's cake time!"

Spoiler

*Another Guard runs into the throne room
"Princess Celestia! We're out of cakes!"

Celestia: "WHAT!!!"
*Celestia faints

 

[Sparklefan1234 180,206]

Dear Princess Celestia

Would you please ask @Princess Cadance to explain "What is Love?", I can't stop bopping my head.

 

Edited Thursday at 11:11 PM by Sparklefan1234

[Samurai Equine 54,975]

Dear Princess Luna,

I don't know how to turn off the lava lamp, could you turn it off for me? 

It's jut across the way.
It's inside my neighbor's window.
Yes, the one that belongs to my neighbor and not me. I don't know how to turn it off.

Could you turn that off for me? It's keeping me up at night.

'Kay, thnx, bai~! 

[KPackratt 730]

Dear Princess Celestia, can you please tell your sister to stop lowering the sun at 5 pm? It's too early for it to be dark outside.

[Sparklefan1234 180,206]

Dear Princess Luna

Do you have a favorite pizza topping?

I'm planning a surprise party for you but I can't see into your thoughts like you can into mine.

Also, do you have a favorite beverage? All I have is "Noca Cola" and "Dr. Dentist" knockoff soft drinks.😐