My Pro Artistic Skills: Spitfire

[Strife 455]

Figured I would show off my obviously superior artistic talent. And why not accomplish that by painting the best pony: Spitfire! She noticed by pro talents and allowed me to create a portrait of her.

 

(I got back stage and got to interview her and everything. RD would be fantastically jealous)

 

And now for what I can guarantee will be the best piece of art your eyes will ever have the privilege to feast themselves upon ...

 

 

 

 

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

GODDAMN MAN

You suck on a scale no-one has seen before.

[Snowflake 88]

This matched my artistic abilities. XD

[False Perception 482]

I don't know whether to play along or...you know what...

 

[Finesthour 7,287]

This makes me think you copied my pretty lobstaar idea ;U

Edited June 17, 2012 by Kohta

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

LOL xDDD

[Strife 455]

GODDAMN MAN

You suck on a scale no-one has seen before.

 

What are you talking about?

 

That amateur, Vincent van Gogh? Simply chicken tracks on canvas!

Da Vinci? That Italian had more spice than balls!

Paul Klee? That Swiss had more holes in his art than the cheese!

Claude Monet? Please, that Frenchman even made grapes whine.

Pablo Picasso? Ha! Children can shatter things better than that!

 

My portrait of Spitfire is obviously paint and brush over the competition! I shall go submit it to Canterlot's Museum of Cultural Preservation.

 

This makes me think you copied my pretty lobstaar idea ;U

 

If only I knew what you were referring to.

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

What are you talking about?

 

That amateur, Vincent van Gogh? Simply chicken tracks on canvas!

Da Vinci? That Italian had more spice than balls!

Paul Klee? That Swiss had more holes in his art than the cheese!

Claude Monet? Please, that Frenchman even made grapes whine.

Pablo Picasso? Ha! Children can shatter things better than that!

 

My portrait of Spitfire is obviously paint and brush over the competition! I shall go submit it to Canterlot's Museum of Cultural Preservation.

 

Okay.

Can we ban this person on basis of idiotism?

No? Yes?

 

Goddam this is so much spam IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE.

 

What you have provided there is the fugliest piece of .png I have ever seen. Take it down already.

[Strife 455]

Okay.

Can we ban this person on basis of idiotism?

No? Yes?

 

Goddam this is so much spam IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE.

 

What you have provided there is the fugliest piece of .png I have ever seen. Take it down already.

 

That's alright. You'll see ... you'll see.

 

I can send you a signed copy of my awesomeness, if you want.

 

Once I become famous (and I will, my talent is just far too pro) it will worth tons of bits.

 

Well, not until I die ... but still. Tons of bits.

[Queen Cassie 3,058]

This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Skye Starlight 223]

Everyone has to start somewhere, and I guess that's where you start... You can get as good as me, and I still hate my art, or you could become the next great artist... Who knows?

[DJ Cadence 58]

I dunno what to say . . .

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

That's alright. You'll see ... you'll see.

 

I can see just fine, and I think my eyes are still bleeding from a simple glance.

I can send you a signed copy of my awesomeness, if you want.

 

No thanks, I think your signature would look even worse. And possibly cover the entire picture with huge ass alphabets.

You do know what those are, right?

Once I become famous (and I will, my talent is just far too pro) it will worth tons of bits.

 

Famous for failing? How does that even work.

Well, not until I die ... but still. Tons of bits.

 

No.

Just... No.

[Nightfall 3,950]

I see why your avatar is doing what she is doing...

[NavelColt 22,882]

 

Better than anything I could ever attempt to do. Nice...job? xD

 

BTW. Reading the above statement, now you know why I write stories instead of drawing.

[Strife 455]

I can see just fine, and I think my eyes are still bleeding from a simple glance.

 

No thanks, I think your signature would look even worse. And possibly cover the entire picture with huge ass alphabets.

You do know what those are, right?

 

Famous for failing? How does that even work.

 

No.

Just... No.

 

My signature is even more of a work of art. It rivals that of the beautiful portrait itself.

 

 

 

 

 

Famous for failing? No, I'm not Robert Knievel.

 

My stuff is great. Going to make some more and sell it for tons of money.

 

Then I can fund a way to get back into Equestria. Yes ... back into.

[False Perception 482]

Okay.

Can we ban this person on basis of idiotism?

 

We can't ban him...he may be stupid, but he provides comedic relief for...someone I guess. But he's our only Spitfire fan, and we need one...

 

Thanks for that Kyro...I was pretty sure I was in the right here...

[Snowflake 88]

We can't ban him...he may be stupid, but he provides comedic relief for...someone I guess.

 

That'd be me, friend.

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

My signature is even more of a work of art. It rivals that of the beautiful portrait itself.

 

 

 

 

 

See? Fugly.

You would be shot by the police if they ever see that.

Famous for failing? No, I'm not Robert Knievel.

 

You sure look like him.

My stuff is great. Going to make some more and sell it for tons of money.

 

Oh, please no, we already got one dude slapping paint stuff here. Not more.

Then I can fund a way to get back into Equestria. Yes ... back into.

 

Dude, I never saw you here. Don't lie.

 

We can't ban him...he may be stupid, but he provides comedic relief for...someone I guess. But he's our only Spitfire fan, and we need one...

 

Dude.

Who's serious about this? lolfail@internet.com

 

It's ALL for comedy.

[False Perception 482]

@LIBBY

This is all a joke gone too far.

@Strife

Stop taking it too far...

ATTENTION

 

ATTENTION

 

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

@LIBBY

This is all a joke gone too far.

@Strife

Stop taking it too far...

 

Jokes on you, I'm having fun and so is Strife.

[False Perception 482]

Goddamn it, I hate being under the bridge...

 

And, yes...of course Strife is having fun. It's always fun to see activity on a topic you started.

 

EDIT: Kyro, I know you're here. Lock this thread. I'm no longer being amused by it. Seriously, Kyro, I'm going to start calling shenanigans soon. We both know we don't want me doing something I'll regret...

Edited June 17, 2012 by frenzyhero

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

EDIT: Kyro, I know you're here. Lock this thread. I'm no longer being amused by it.

 

lol what?

 

Just stop looking at it then.

Who the hell are you to make such calls.

[Snowflake 88]

We are in the spam section now, and not breaking any rules. It's more like a fake argument thread now.

Edited June 17, 2012 by Snowflake

[Strife 455]

See? Fugly.

You would be shot by the police if they ever see that.

 

You sure look like him.

 

Oh, please no, we already got one dude slapping paint stuff here. Not more.

 

Dude, I never saw you here. Don't lie.

 

 

Dude.

Who's serious about this? lolfail@internet.com

 

It's ALL for comedy.

 

You're already in Equestria? Fantastic, you will get to visit my exhibit in the Museum! Going to start it in Canterlot, but once I have a few more fantastic portraits and other works of awesomeness I'll make sure to have a travelling exhibit so everyone can be humbled by my work. Even Trixie admitted that she can't do better.

 

@LIBBY

This is all a joke gone too far.

@Strife

Stop taking it too far...

 

Wait, who said I was joking?

 

This stuff is premium grade craftsmanship right here.

 

If it's just a case of green jealousy, that's OK. Just like Rarity, green doesn't look good on you. I'll be happy to send you a signed copy too!