What was the funniest joke you have told.

[Bacon 48]

I was wondering what the funniest joke you ever said was. I really don't have any funny jokes I recall. I'm more of a "do random stuff to crack up your friends" type of person.

[Shankveld 4,949]

It's NSFW

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[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Most of the stuff I say to my IRL friends is not acceptable on these forums...

[Bacon 48]

Most of the stuff I say to my IRL friends is not acceptable on these forums...

 

I know that feel.

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

I once told someone reality was awesome. Cruel joke, but still a joke.

[A Blithering Div 247]

I asked someone to tell me a joke once; they said look in a mirror.

[I_wesley125 393]

I can't say it hear but it involves 9/11, babies and a spear.

[Veiled Enigma 389]

I'm not good at telling jokes at all...

[DashingRainbow36 264]

The joke I like to tell is dirty, and sounds better when you say it to someone rather than over text. It is also the kind of joke that you can add to and make really really long. Those are the best jokes.

[Nas 2,873]

“I’m never going to like that dirty, piece of crap pony cartoon.”

[AIMonkey 197]

I'd say I'm also one of those random funny person's.

More often I just end up making no sense

But it's always nice when I suddenly hit that unexpected sweet spot of laughter. Laughter which I usually tend to accomplish by "self-humiliation" kind of jokes. (which to me feels like one of the best/safest approaches to brighten up any situation)

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

This was after I saw brave. My friend started it.

 

Friend: Scottland. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

Me: HA HA! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

Both: OOOOH HO HO HO HO

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

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[Flow 1,629]

My funniest jokes are sadly, too NSFW to be posted on this site.

[Cutie 41]

What do you get when you chop down a tuna tree?

 

 

Fish sticks!

[SrFrog 927]

Most of the funny things I end up saying are mostly on the fly, so that actually means that most of the time I won't even remember the joke. Sad, but true.

[Croaks 251]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT,

BROHOOF IF YOU GET IT.

 

So a Higgs Boson walks into a church, but the preacher says, "Sorry, but we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."

Then the Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I like science.

[Bacon 48]

I don't like cripple jokes, I cant stand them.

[roomforapony 285]

An Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual are standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

[Guest]

I'm a lame history nerd so mine goes like this:

 

Me: Why were the Russian Tsars always such bad leaders?

Friend: ...I don't know, why?

Me: Because they were always Roamin' off! (Romanov was a Russian Dynasty, hohohohohhoho lol )

[Fox 5,330]

I forget what I said.... BUT I said a joke that seized some argueing between 2 people that sounded like they were about to fight. You know your jokes good, if you get a laugh, and settle arguements at the same time.

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT,

BROHOOF IF YOU GET IT.

 

So a Higgs Boson walks into a church, but the preacher says, "Sorry, but we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."

Then the Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I like science.

 

Oooooh ho ho ho. That was good.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT,

BROHOOF IF YOU GET IT.

 

So a Higgs Boson walks into a church, but the preacher says, "Sorry, but we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."

Then the Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I like science.

 

"SCIENTISTS FIND HIGGS BOSON

 

IT WAS BEHIND THE COUCH

 

Isn't it always in the last place you look?"

Edited July 6, 2012 by Blue

[Guest]

Whenever I am extremely bored and around friends, I spiral deeply into a very condescending personality. If any of you meet me long enough in real life to see such a thing happen, laughter usually ensues. In cases where it does not, I go way past overboard and hover above shark infested waters. I piss people off for my own kicks, basically. That being said, most of my traditional jokes are NSFW... which makes them all the better to tell. I mean, everybody's a fan of anti-jokes, right?

[Klopp 2,050]

My jokes are always spur-of-the moment things that are only hilarious under the current conditions provided. one of my more common ones, but always gets a good laugh goes something like this:

 

Random person: **barely dodges getting smacked in the face** "That thing almost hit me in the face!"

 

Me: "That's okay, you could use a new one anyways."

 

Everyone: "LULZ. That's stupidly funny, bro."

 

And my day is full of making stupidly funny comments like that. A good chunk slightly NSFW, but since it is Wal-Mart, nobody cares

 

 

So a Higgs Boson walks into a church, but the preacher says, "Sorry, but we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."

Then the Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

 

I cannot tell a lie, that was bloody brilliant. XD

 

Science is such a wonderful thing. :3