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    Thunder Dancer
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    Oh boy, here we go again.
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    My miniscule equine, I once pondered what companionship was

    1. Harmonic Revelations

      Harmonic Revelations

      heretoforth thou entirely allocated its charm with myself

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      Gatekeeper Babylon

      An immense tone of journey, a large jove of friends, an beautiful soul, loyalty and strength of will, Dispersing generosity, tis an easy accomplishment and sorcerry brings the entirety to fruition

    3. Crispy

      Crispy

      My small horse friends are good

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    It's scootaloo time! No scootaloo pls
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    I play Saxaphone, piano and a bit of bass. I currently play in a jazz band and base many of our songs off of My Little Pony story points (eg. Gloating Aint Got Nobody Nowhere based off of the trixie series, and Chaos is a fools word for order, and I think you can make what that one is based off of). We're great friends.
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    The squee machine. Activate at dawn to flood your mind with thousands of pictures of cute kittens, puppies and fillies. If you do it at any other time, the machine will not work. The squee machine. Buy it now for only 18 easy payments of 19.99.
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    Nothing scares me except for a few small things. For example, I cannot stand things coming inside of me. Get your mind out of the gutter, I mean needles and stuff like that. I also am a bit afraid of just seeing the neck snap. Just seeing it in the position it is, twisting like a loaf of french bread, just... egh.
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    I don't take no sh*t, and I think this song accurately represents how awesome I am and how serious I am about being super sand lesbian. I'm sorry, what?
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    ADTS + Evilshy
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    One day I was all alone when I was 14. That day it was superbly hot, and I needed to get outside ASAP. I went outside to go sit on our lawn and cool off, grab an Arnold Palmer (note I was not spoiled, I used to drink the Arizona Arnold Palmers like they were a part of my blood stream) to cool off. After a while, I noticed this bush devoid of any coloration. It was just... black. That moment, I swear to god I saw a large black shadow fly right over me, and there was suddenly a pair of red eyes in that same bush. I ran back inside and called my friends, telling them about my story. It may sound like a stupid delusion of a stupid kid, but I swear I saw what I can only describe as creepy sh*t.
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    Words of the wise. I'll be honest, I don't have a solid opinion on this "Equestria Girls" show. It could either be Christ the redeemer of daytime television or Judas the betrayer of the hub. I don't really know.
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    Banned because vodka made me drunk last night and I slept with my dog and the girl from 4E and I need something to get the hangover put on.
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    I might as well throw my hat in to the ring here. I've been on here for a while (even though I went inactive a while ago) so I would like to be a part of this So yeah.
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    Snoop Dogg
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    BUCK YOU DAISY FITZROY

    1. Limey

      Limey

      I came here to commend you on your most wondrous avatar.

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    Using sexy eyes to seduce me. Dammit twilight.
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? I'm being serious guys. Has anyone?
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    0/10 Damn you Kyznetsov you spot stealing squash
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    Granted, but the atoms instantly reform. I wish that anyone has really been so far as to even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
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    Nowadays, the so called "parent television council" is just a bunch of paranoid fundamentalists who believe in information they get from Fox News Channel. I have NO idea how you could think ponies are sexual unless you go on to Equestria After Dark, which is all FAN ART. FAN ART.
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    If anyone wants to duo que ranked with me, I need some people who are not incompetent morons in ranked. I'm in bronze III, and to have some help to try and climb to at least silver this season would be great.
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    @Evil Fluttershy I remember she was the first person I befriended on this forum. I don't know where she/he is, but he/she and I had a lot of fun.
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    Stupid ass sun burns my skin. Go the fuck away.

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