writing Will Work for Anything (A free-verse poem regarding job applications)

[Random User 249]

I've been a tad frustrated submitting job applications. c:

 

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WHO! Are you as a person?

WHAT! Is your profession?

WHERE! Have you worked before?

WHEN! Can you start to work?

WHY! Should you be hired?

HOW! Have you been fired?

 

Date of birth, full legal name, and your address

Do you have schizophrenia or are you depressed?

Your email and phone number, can you please confirm?

Have you ever been infected with a disease or worm?

 

Credit card information

Please state your religion

Give us your political views

Which side do you chose?

Can you tell us your skills?

Are you on any pills?

Tell us all your hobbies

What would be your sexuality?

 

I've answered all your stupid questions

Submit this dumb application

They'll get back to me in weeks

To explain why they don't want me!

Edited July 15, 2012 by Random User

[Derpy Dash 233]

/)( Nice job! Seeing people be so creative and awesome really makes me wish I was good at things like this... *sigh*