Would you date the user above you?

[)O( Scarlet )O( 1,259]

May be single sooner than I think xD

uh I hope that was a joke... though a bad one at that

[PurplePony 484]

uh I hope that was a joke... though a bad one at that

lol unfortunatly not... I dunno where me and my man are at.. It's been what it's been for a while

My cards I keep pulling out speak of a single life with many riches..... I personally think that this means I am to marry a really old dude and kill him. Take all his money and live hapily ever after with my kitty 'Lord Smooze'\

Lord smooze is my faithful minion I need no man!

[Skeletor Brony 703]

Discriminates. No.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Discriminates.

you kidding? nope

[Skeletor Brony 703]

you kidding?

Yes, I was.

"You are too wittle sowie :3"

 

 

OT: Never.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

ahhh!!! i thought the post about maaring an old man and killing him, oh ok, btw still no sorry

[Codelyy 1,286]

[Demirari 454]

Nope. Don't know you. So no.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@Demirari,

 

u even asking? but mayyybee you are too joung.. nah...

[Skylar 1,641]

nah 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Nay.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant, until the emperor  dated me
But first, I decided to buy some muffins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

@@Doc. Volt, The emperor was flattered, but issued a decree that would cause the execution of anyone who actually tried to follow such a ridiculous vow.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that decree?"
And pony, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!"

So I did.

 

YES aahahaa

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

@@Doc. Volt, After he performed that act, he was executed for attempted murder. The emperor was pleased with his new robotic limbs, however. The old ones had got rusty. 

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place

Called ECQUESSSSTTTTRRRIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

@@Doc. Volt, Good to know, thanks. Now to fix the portal and get there.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

buck date me an enough XD

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Still no.

[WarriorShy 48]

Nope

[Skylar 1,641]

Possibly, though slightly on the young side. 

[Sam Fisher 123]

HMMMMMM.

 

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

Sure

Edited January 24, 2014 by ~Spitfire~

[)O( Scarlet )O( 1,259]

Sure 

 

 

maybe, all depends on you hun

Edited January 24, 2014 by Night Song

[Dddrgn 450]

A bit too old for me, sorry.