You Just Got Kissed By the User Above You, Your Reaction?

[Trevor Bright 872]

*Keeps flying* *radio crackles* I'm heading back to earth. I'm going to regroup with the guardians at the tower. Then hopefully we can clear the moon of the scourge that lives beneath it's surface. And I'm in a ship. Thousands of miles away. Why the hades do I get the feeling you're still trying to kiss me? *radio crackles and goes silent* 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh cool! I'll meet you there. Teleportation and all that. And how are you kissing me when you are in a spaceship thousands of miles away? 

[Trevor Bright 872]

I'm freaking not! And you can't go to the tower...never mind...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes, yes you are kissing me. And I'm already at the tower. Is everyone supposed to be dead? Because everyone here is dead.

[GammaDove 428]

k 'den

[Summer Greetings 237]

OUCH! Beak-careful with that thing! 

[Solar prince 40]

No I kiss you *gives kiss* I win wait what did I just do XP

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Nevermind.

Edited October 12, 2014 by Weather Channel Jack

[Solar prince 40]

Bad

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: *sprays you with water*

 

No.

[Solar prince 40]

*Hits you with tub of jelly* bad jack

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: *sprays you with water*

 

No.

[Solar prince 40]

Stop that jeez here*gives you candy* go away

[septemberbrony 11 104]

aawww,more?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Kissed by Rainbow Dash!? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: *sprays with water*

 

Stop it. You taste like death.

[Firehearted 120]

*Whimpers a little bit*

 

I need to see my therapist now. And get my lips to stop bleeding.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Are you a vampire!? 

[Summer Greetings 237]

Can you even kiss without lips? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, I don't think so. But I can try! 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Why choose me,exactly? I ain't charming or beautiful.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, but you are in charge of the frantic factory, which I can use to make an army of killer robots. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: So,you're just using me? Okay.......

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What!?   No!   I'm paying you for a valuable service!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Actually,I'm pretty certain that's called "using."

 

Whatever,though. I'm used to being used.