You Just Got Kissed By the User Above You, Your Reaction?

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

[Guest]

Go back to Flutts.

This was not meant to be, my... eggroll.

[Dautt 77]

Could you stop that and call an ambulance already.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Right in front of my wife, you sick bastard......

[Sky 746]

*Stab*

[The Girl with the Books 57]

*Ignores kiss*

*Continues reading*

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

*Push Face away*

*Back away towards wife*

[The Girl with the Books 57]

*finishes reading the book in her hands*

*looks up*

*pulls out flamethrower and backs away slowly*

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

*Stands in front of wife*

"Put the flamethrower down...."

[Feather Gem 967]

You're cheating on Fluttershy with ME?

You...you...I'LL KILL YOU!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IN RUSSIA IT'S CUSTOM TO KISS FRIENDS!!

[Princes Cadance 345]

Nope

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Shining Armors gonna kill me 0.o

[Princes Cadance 345]

Shining Armors gonna kill me 0.o

 

But atleast you got a kiss first

[Feather Gem 967]

Steps back slowly. Turns slowly. Starts running.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Being foreign really isn't helping the situation at the moment....

 

Пожалуйста, оставьте меня в покое

[Moon Rat 4,772]

3w

 

Th4t'5 n45ty

[Guest]

Don't chew too friskily. Baby cakes.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

No thank you.....I'm sure you wouldn't like me anyway....

[NinjaDerpy 0]

ZOMG WHO ARE YOU OMGWTFBBQ!!!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Greenhorn alert!

 

HELP ME!! RUSSIAN IN DISTRESS! STRANGER DANGER!!

[Octavia's Cellozoid 1,488]

But, but....

 

I'm just a kid.

 

The authorities would cal, you a perv.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

.....I'M FOREIGN I DON'T KNOW AMERICAN LAWS!

[Octavia's Cellozoid 1,488]

Ah.

 

That's right...

 

Sorry, but no thank you... It'd be so awkward...

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Yes it would be very awkward.....