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Kyreth

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For all his dvd players, blue ray players, disc players ect - make a piece of buttered toast and place it in the tray and cram it in there. This is a brutal way to destroy all sorts of players.

 

Or if you're smart enough, mess with the disc drive. replace the motor in it with an extremely high speed motor, if you get the discs spinning fast enough they explode in the drive.


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Does he have a girlfriend? If he does, switch the mom and girlfriend contact names. If he doesnt, change all his contacts to pony names. ^_^

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Slipping a pinch of slat into his drink always works a treat. If he has a large DVD/video game/CD collection you can also switch the discs around so they're all in the wrong cases. That'll definitely annoy him. I once did that to a friend who took the time to alphabetise his collection. XD

 

Actually his dvd collection is in his guest room, heh heh

 

 

For all his dvd players, blue ray players, disc players ect - make a piece of buttered toast and place it in the tray and cram it in there. This is a brutal way to destroy all sorts of players.

 

Or if you're smart enough, mess with the disc drive. replace the motor in it with an extremely high speed motor, if you get the discs spinning fast enough they explode in the drive.

 

Again, thats a little extreme :lol:

If I ever need to get revenge on someone for killing my family you'll be the first person I come to!

 

 

Does he have a girlfriend? If he does, switch the mom and girlfriend contact names. If he doesnt, change all his contacts to pony names. ^_^

 

Unfortunately not but pony names would be funny!

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OH - Here are the several steps to revenge!

 

Step 1: Acquire the following: Super Soaker Squirt Gun, Wind Shield Washer Fluid/Lighter Fluid, 1 Steel rod (about 2 feet), a candle and lighter, duct tape.

 

Step 2: duct tape the 2 ft steel rod in front of the squirt gun

Step 3: duct tape the candle onto the rod so the wick is right in front of the squirt.

Step 4: fill the squirtgun with Wind Shield Washer Fluid/Lighter Fluid (I prefer windshield washer fluid, make sure its the flammable kind).

Step 5: Light candle.

Step 6: Point in direction of nearest baby and friend's family and squirt as much as you can!


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OH - Here are the several steps to revenge!

 

Step 1: Acquire the following: Super Soaker Squirt Gun, Wind Shield Washer Fluid/Lighter Fluid, 1 Steel rod (about 2 feet), a candle and lighter, duct tape.

 

Step 2: duct tape the 2 ft steel rod in front of the squirt gun

Step 3: duct tape the candle onto the rod so the wick is right in front of the squirt.

Step 4: fill the squirtgun with Wind Shield Washer Fluid/Lighter Fluid (I prefer windshield washer fluid, make sure its the flammable kind).

Step 5: Light candle.

Step 6: Point in direction of nearest baby and friend's family and squirt as much as you can!

 

I'll bear that in mind XD

 

 

Have you decided on a definite thing to do yet? This is the most comedic thread i've seen in ages.

 

I think changing his ring tone to the mlp theme then calling him in class is favourite.

This could just become a prank thread, I'm enjoying it way too much!

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I'll bear that in mind XD

 

 

 

 

I think changing his ring tone to the mlp theme then calling him in class is favourite.

This could just become a prank thread, I'm enjoying it way too much!

 

Can't wait! You should hide a camera and record it!

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Put a bug in his sandwich, put Japanese Sake (its transparent) in his water, take a leak in his lemonade, shave off all his hair in his sleep, remove half the lightbulbs in his house, etc. However don't try to ask for permission to use your friend's computer, since he may be expecting some sort of revenge after what he had done. Try to think of something that is indirect, like he can't figure out that its you. Spam emails for example, with lots of advertisements, porn, etc. If you give him emails like that everyday, lets see how long he can stay sane ;)

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1) Print gay porn from the internet

 

2) Put it in his mailbox

 

3) Make it stick to the inside of his mailbox with something super sticky.

 

4) Next time he checks his mail, he will be struggling to get it out.

 

Not too evil, but he'll be messing around with gay porn in his mailbox and the postman will dislike it a lot.


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Order an assload of pizza to his house. Plenty of major pizza places have the ability to order online, so order 2-3 pizzas from each and he'll have a ton of pizza show up at his house over a few hours.


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Can't wait! You should hide a camera and record it!

 

Only problem is he is at a different school to me :/

I won't be able to do it until the the weekend anyway, on the off chance this thread is still alive I'll have some results next week!

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Only problem is he is at a different school to me :/

I won't be able to do it until the the weekend anyway, on the off chance this thread is still alive I'll have some results next week!

 

Four people following it, you should be good


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Sigh, how about damping a bucket of pink paint on his computer sounds? Make sure to laugh maniacally.

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