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[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I have a license to sale dots!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

All licenses for the sale of dots were revoked in 1983, and no more have been issued since then.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Come get your spatulas!

Edited August 13, 2013 by Mr. Dash

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm sorry Mr. Dash, may I see your spatula sales license please?

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

But, but, but... I'm still going to sale them.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm sorry, but if you insist on trying to sell them, I'm afraid I must arrest you.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I don't need a license. I'm the guy in the video who bought Spatula City.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No licence? Oh deary, deary me. You are in trouble.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Nah, it's okay. Spatula City already had the license when I bought it.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I'm still have many a dots on sale right here!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Mr. Dash, Pinkie D Pie, You are both under arrest for breaches of the Sale of Unusual Items Act 1935. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you do say may be used against you in court.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

If you don't arrest me, even though I do have a license, I will give you our top of the line spatula.

 

The Hyrdro Dynamic Spatula.

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm sorry sir, but I am going to have to add attempted bribery to the above charge.

 

Plus, I already have one.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Ahem...In that case, we better get outta here!

 

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm sorry, I also happen to be able to move a supersonic speeds,

 

It's not just Rainbow Dash who can make a Sonic Rainboom, you know.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Stopped by the cop, what do?

 

-Pay the fine, 1,000,000 gold.

-Go to Jail.

-Resist arrest.

 

*Clicks resist arrest*

"Let's get the heck out of dodge". *Draws bows, turns to shoot, let's out arrow and turns back around to run away*.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"Catches arrows". Another charge to add to the list. Attempted murder.... no, better just make that assault. These arrows are blunt.

 

There is no point running.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I will always run!

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

*Continues to run.*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

There really is no point. I can find you wherever you go, and keep up however fast you go.

 

Come now, both of you, and I'm pretty sure I can get you reduced sentences.

Edited August 13, 2013 by Questioner

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I can reduce sentences by removing some words.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

*Still runs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You can indeed. In this case, however, it will not work.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"Catches up with Mr. Dash and Pinkie D Pie simultaneously, despite the fact they ran in opposite directions".

 

Skillz.

Edited August 13, 2013 by Questioner