mega thread Last Poster Wins

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Beating up a corpse..... sounds boring.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

~SadisticQuestioner~, what don't you like about this story? Or do you just not like me?

[Dark Heart 284]

ok.......so why not use the elements of harmony and bring barney back to life so applejack can beat it again? 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Capital idea, Dark Heart!

 

"I think I have an idea!" exclaimed Pony Twilight. She rushed to Celestia's castle. Somehow knowing of Twilight's plan, the other Pony Mane Five went with her.

 

At the castle, Twilight explained the situation.

 

"Sorry, Twilight, but I sold the Elements on eHay," said Celestia.

Edited December 15, 2013 by Red Pegasus

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The story then got interesting when a THIRD version of the Mane6 arrived.

 

The ones who are partridges.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Oh, now I'm interested.

 

The partridge!Mane Six then proceeded to poop all over Equestria.

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Things really got silly when the fourth and fifth versions, cats and beavers respectively, arrived.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

And just to make things extra interesting, let's throw a sixth platypus version into the mix.

[Dark Heart 284]

*3 days later*

A mysterious being on the shadows receives a box, he opens it and there they are the elements of harmony.

 

Mysterious being: "Hum, whit this elements i should do start my new evil project, and now that there is not only one but to pinkie pies this should be a good challenge for me, Buahahahahaha" laughs evilly.

 

Back at present day.

Mean while at the castle:

Twilight: "You did WHAT!!!!!!, but princess Celestia why on equestria would you sell such an important magical artifacts? 

Princess Celestia: "O sure, and using the elements to revive barney so applejack can kill it again was such a wise use of them hu!?"

"Wait why there's two of each of you? and Rarity, you do realize we have a special place for that right?"

Rarity: "We do?"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Until the Bird Mane Six turned into cakes.

"Wow! That was freaky, right, Lyra?" asked Bon-Bon. No reply. "Lyra?" asked Bon-Bon. She turned round to see a cake that was mint-green and white. "SWEET CELESTIA! LYRA IS A CAKE!" screamed Bon-Bon.

"Everypony calm down. There must be a rational explanation for why Lyra just-" began Mayor Mare, before she turned into a brown and grey cake.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Suddenly, everyone in Equestria turned into cakes, including the shadowy figure who currently owned the Elements of Harmony.

 

Meanwhile, up in the sky, Discord was laughing maniacally as his plan finally came to fruition.

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The general confusion was only exasperated when another version of the Mane 6 arrived.

 

Dracoequii version, each with discord-level power and motivations.

Edited December 15, 2013 by ~SadisticQuestioner~

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Sensing that he had some competition, Discord flew over to challenge and/or reform the draconequus!Mane Six.

[Dark Heart 284]

Mysterious Being: Why on Cesletia am i cupcake? damn you discord youll pay for this

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hang on a moment....

 

I think we have broken Equestria.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

If Barney was in Equestria, it was already broken.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well..... literally broken. I mean, there goes a chunk of what used to be a mountain range. Oh, and there is half of Manehatten.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Huh, I wonder what could be causing that? o_O

 

Surely not the combined chaotic auras of seven draconequi, that would be ridiculous...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, the cake-ified ponies were turned back into ponies by... *drumroll* Thomas The Tank Engine!

 

The Human Mane Six said, "Hey, blue puffball, why not turn us back into humans?"

 

But Thomas had already left to go and push James under a coal hopper. Don't ask why.

Also, Human Rarity sat on a chimney. And she was still dumping and she didn't even know it.

[Dark Heart 284]

Then a new CMC appear upon which they have the same powers as the powerpuff girls then processed to flying all over the place and shinging all over the skyes upon which they open a rift to another dimension which was actually the underworld of hades and all the spirits were free and roaming doing evil stuff.

 

Meanwhile the mysterious being returning to he's forming self proceeded whit its evil project.

 

Back at the castle Princess Celestia is still dealing whit human Rarity dumping all over the castle

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

While all this is happening, Equestria is still falling apart and there is a huge draconequus battle going on in the air.

 

I really need to draw this because it would make for some hella awesome fanart.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, it occurred to the Human Mane Six that they could just go gack through the mirror. So they did.

 

After they went through the whirlwind (which was made of pizza) connecting Equestria and the human world, the Human Mane Six saw that they were back in front of Canterlot High. "High five!" said Pinkie, and the six of them raised their hands... or should I say hooves. Somehow, they were still ponies.

 

"What a rip-off!" said Rainbow.

 

Also, Rarity's posterior was positioned right next to the statue, meaning stool was being sent from the human world to Equestria. The manure was rapidly piling up.

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I really need to draw this because it would make for some hella awesome fanart.

Oh god yes, please do!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Eventually, the vast amount of manure combined with the vast power being released by the seven draconequi started to lift the poop in a vast whirlwind of stinkiness.

 

It was a very literal shitstorm.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Meanwhile, a fifty-foot-tall pony was about to eat dinner. He opened his humongous mouth, and guess where the manure landed...