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[Life Giver 1,063]

And then I get all that has been posted on here put it on Fimfiction... starting from where this story troll- I mean 'telling' happen...

Edited December 18, 2013 by zombie king24

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway...

 

Pinkie climbed out of the toilet and left the house... only to remember only Pegasus Ponies could walk on clouds. "CURSE YOU SHRINKING BOX!" yelled Pinkie as she fell. Luckliy, because she was smaller, so was her body weight, so she floated down like a feather. She eventually landed in the vomit of...

[repsol rave 2,963]

you're now in the killzone

[Life Giver 1,063]

What about me....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

What about you?

[repsol rave 2,963]

9 millies and AK's my AKA's will probably be bringing an end to your birthdays! body and soul, our bodies ar foul we lay your ass down.

we schock hard. with rumors you probably heared of us before, murderers, leathal armed and dangerous. this is hard shock we make the grim reap, i got a gun and it'll put you to sleap.

i shock hard

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cool. Anyway, back to the story...

[repsol rave 2,963]

you do realise i was just posting random song lyrics, right?

[Life Giver 1,063]

I did... not.... from what song...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway...

 

Pinkie had no idea who the vomit she had just landed in belonged to, but then she saw a soggy piece of cake, which she began to eat, but then threw aside when she realised how gross it was. Then she decided to go spend the 50 bits she stole.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Did someone say SONG LYRICS?

 

My mind's a kaleidoscope, it thinks too fast
Blurs all the colors 'til I can't see past
The last mistake, the choice I made
Staring in the mirror with myself to blame
Sometimes I'm afraid of the thoughts inside
Nowhere to hide inside my mind
I'm scared that you'll compare and I'll look a lifetime past repair
I second guess myself to death, I re-solicit every step
What if my words are meaningless? What if my heart's misleading this?
I try to capture every moment as it comes to me
Bottle up the memories and let them keep me company

When the hope of morning starts to fade in me
I don't dare let darkness have its way with me
And the hope of morning makes me worth the fight
I will not be giving in tonight

When I'm old and grey, or thirty, or whatever happens first,
I'll need you to reassure me I didn't waste a verse
Or worse, what if my life's work is reduced to just myself
Like never let you get a word in, while I dissect my mental health
Or lack thereof, whatever, there's too many things to track
I really can't remember if I'm insane or insomniac
Now days, all the kids want crazy, wanna diagnose themselves
Trade up made up epidemics, pass around prescription pills
But my disorder can't be cured by a bottle, blade, or dose
Self-disgust and selfishness tend to hold me awfully close
But I don't wanna let you see that, I don't want my friends to know
Self-disgust and selfishness take me everywhere I go

When the hope of morning starts to fade in me
I don't dare let darkness have its way with me
And the hope of morning makes me worth the fight
I will not be giving in tonight

Try as I might to keep it together
Why is recovery taking forever?
Fool the whole world, just until I get better
I'm terrified I'll be faking forever (faking forever)
On and on I wonder what went wrong inside my head
I don't have to have the answers, but tonight I wish I did
All the pain I can't explain away won't fade
All the the secrets silenced by the shame
Don't make me say it
Don't make me say it
Don't make me say it
Don't make me say it
(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Don't make me say it
Don't make me say it
Don't make me say it

When the hope of morning starts to fade in me
I don't dare let darkness have its way with me
And the hope of morning makes me worth the fight
I will not be giving in tonight 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Pinkie somehow spent the 50 bits on a bunch of cake. By the time she was finished, her rump was like a beanbag.

[Life Giver 1,063]

We need more music....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

We need more music....

Does this answer your request?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brXuXaCx5aw

Perfect for the story!

Edited December 18, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Life Giver 1,063]

There was an answer....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Good. Anyway, back to the story...

 

Pinkie threw up to lose the weight that was stopping her from moving. Then she was eaten by Barney.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

This is one of my favorite songs.

 

[Life Giver 1,063]

I like that song... has it on psp....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Luckily, Barney exploded into purple and green confetti, and Pinkie was miraculously unharmed. Then she started growing to about 50 feet tall.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

This is my favorite version though:

 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Being huge, Pinkie accidentally started breaking Equestria. Daring Do arrived to save the day but then she was snatched away by a giant explorer-eating bird.

Also, Twilight wrote a fanfiction shipping of Owlowiscious and a potato. It was a very peculiar day.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Stick to crack fics on FimFiction.

 

Oh, and did somepony say..... music?

 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Also, unknown to anypony else, the potato was Derpy. Don't ask why.

Edited December 18, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Life Giver 1,063]

Stick to crack fics on FimFiction.

 

Oh, and did somepony say..... music?

Yes... I did....

Edited December 18, 2013 by zombie king24