mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Not today, Mike!" yelled Red, not caring what Afterward's name was. Red galloped up to Afterwards, and slapped him with a loaf of bread.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"My name's Afterwards, not Mike," said Afterwards, not Mike, through a mouthful of cookies. Then he received a loaf of bread to the face.

 

"Where'd you even get the bread anyway?"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"You may enter, the pair of you. Go anywhere you like, except the basement, certain death awaits you there. Now I must go, I have pillaging to do." said the Questioner, before flying away on wings of pure psychic energy.

Edited December 27, 2013 by ~DaemonicQuestioner~

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Bye Questioner!" yelled Afterwards, waving up at him. "I miss him already. ;~;"

 

But no matter, he had a castle to explore!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red looked at Afterwards and zombieking for a few seconds, then said, "I think he said we're always welcome in the basement!"

[Life Giver 1,063]

"l call the room with the coffin.", said zombie king as he walked in.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"The .MOV series is terrible," stated Afterwards before trotting into the large, ominous castle.

 

"Oooh, it's all medieval and stuff! o:" he exclaimed.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Ooh, goody goody gumdrops!" exclaimed Red, noticing a Wii U console with three controllers and New Super Mario Bros. U.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"That seems rather out of place, but I'm not gonna Question it!" exclaimed afterwards as he picked up one of the remotes with his telekinesis.

 

"So like how does this U thing work >:?" he asked.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"You'll figure it out, but for now... DIBS ON MARIO!" replied Red, selecting Mario on the character select screen.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"-___________________________________________________________________-" glared Afterwards as he begrudgingly selected Luigi.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, the Wii U system, and the controllers were snatched away by the wizard. "If you help me defeat the wizard and retrieve the Wii U, you can play as Mario!" Red told Afterwards..

Edited December 27, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"But I am the wizard ._," said Afterwards through a mouthful of cookies.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Well, then, I guess that's a different wizard! Are you with me to defeat that bearded old man?" asked Red.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Hmmmmm," pondered Afterwards, stroking his long gray beard which was also nonexistent.

 

"Nah." And with that, he trotted off to another section of the castle.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Suit yourself," replied Red, and trotted out of the castle. Before he left, he turned around, and said, "Oh, did I mention the cookies had shrinking potion inside?"

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"OH NOES! DDD:" exclaimed After as he promptly shrunk to the size of a [insert small item here].

 

";~~~~~~~~~~;" he cried as he ran off into some dark crevice somewhere.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

At that moment, Red flew back in, with the Wii U, and some beer he stole from the wizard. "Hey Afterwards, wanna get drunk and throw a house party?" asked Red. "Afterwards?" he called, and trotted around searching for Afterwards. "Also, the shrinking effect wears off after a minute," Red added.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Afterwards ran out of the crevice quickly before he grew back, for fear that he might be crushed within the wall, as that would not be pretty.

 

"Sorry dude, I don't drink," replied After. "Unless it's wine."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, Red realised that the beer was actually wine. "Does that solve your problem?" asked Red, and went to call up his friends for the party. "Okay, who should I invite?" Red asked Afterwards.

[Gekoncze 327]

:3

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"I dunno, let's invite that guy over there," said After, gesturing to Gekoncze with a hoof. "Also what kind of wine is that? Because I only drink the fanciest wine there is."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Uh... whichever is 'the fanciest wine there is', I guess?" replied Red, then he went to PM CrayZ to ask him to join the party.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Getting a little meta there, aren't you Red?" asked After, not noticing that by doing so he was getting meta as well.

 

"Wait, how many walls does this room have again?"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red had no idea what After was talking about. He shrugged it off, and began decorating the castle.

Edited December 27, 2013 by Red Pegasus