mega thread Last Poster Wins

[D1SC0RD 987]

win winw inw inw i win WIN

[Life Giver 1,063]

Yes you do...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Well, are there ANY ponies here wo want to RP?

[Life Giver 1,063]

Maybe... if I was on the computer... and not late...

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I can't see any excuse in there.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Okay, well, then how about storytelling? Not RPing, just regular storytelling.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Did somebody say RPing?" asked Afterwards as he casually trotted into the thread.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"Nope" said the gigantic figure of the Questioner, before turning back to the problem of world domination.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Yes they did! Wanna start?" asked Red.

[Life Giver 1,063]

"But I got to sleep before people yell at me..." answered the other.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Oh hey Questioner, didn't see you there," said Afterwards, waving a hoof in his direction. "How've you been?"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The ground shook, as a castle arose from the ground, pulled into existance by the psychic might of the Daemon Prince.

 

"Who wants to stay at my castle?" the Questioner enquired. "And I am fine, thanks for asking Afterwards. Your soul is safe for now."

Edited December 27, 2013 by ~DaemonicQuestioner~

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"I do! :DD" exclaimed Afterwards, using his innate ability to voice emoticons out loud.

[Life Giver 1,063]

"Could I nap in there?", asked zombie king

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Also, Red was tucking into a bag of cookies, when suddenly, a wizard swooped down and stole it, "OKAY, SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOT TO BE BUCKING KIDDING ME!" yelled Red angrily. This was far from the first time his cookies had been stolen by a wizard.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Little did Red know that Afterwards was the wizard who had stolen his cookies.

 

"*omnomnomnomnomnomnom*" emoted After as he awaited permission to enter the Questioner's castle.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Not today, Mike!" yelled Red, not caring what Afterward's name was. Red galloped up to Afterwards, and slapped him with a loaf of bread.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"My name's Afterwards, not Mike," said Afterwards, not Mike, through a mouthful of cookies. Then he received a loaf of bread to the face.

 

"Where'd you even get the bread anyway?"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"You may enter, the pair of you. Go anywhere you like, except the basement, certain death awaits you there. Now I must go, I have pillaging to do." said the Questioner, before flying away on wings of pure psychic energy.

Edited December 27, 2013 by ~DaemonicQuestioner~

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Bye Questioner!" yelled Afterwards, waving up at him. "I miss him already. ;~;"

 

But no matter, he had a castle to explore!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red looked at Afterwards and zombieking for a few seconds, then said, "I think he said we're always welcome in the basement!"

[Life Giver 1,063]

"l call the room with the coffin.", said zombie king as he walked in.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"The .MOV series is terrible," stated Afterwards before trotting into the large, ominous castle.

 

"Oooh, it's all medieval and stuff! o:" he exclaimed.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Ooh, goody goody gumdrops!" exclaimed Red, noticing a Wii U console with three controllers and New Super Mario Bros. U.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"That seems rather out of place, but I'm not gonna Question it!" exclaimed afterwards as he picked up one of the remotes with his telekinesis.

 

"So like how does this U thing work >:?" he asked.