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[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"You'll figure it out, but for now... DIBS ON MARIO!" replied Red, selecting Mario on the character select screen.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"-___________________________________________________________________-" glared Afterwards as he begrudgingly selected Luigi.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, the Wii U system, and the controllers were snatched away by the wizard. "If you help me defeat the wizard and retrieve the Wii U, you can play as Mario!" Red told Afterwards..

Edited December 27, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"But I am the wizard ._," said Afterwards through a mouthful of cookies.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Well, then, I guess that's a different wizard! Are you with me to defeat that bearded old man?" asked Red.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Hmmmmm," pondered Afterwards, stroking his long gray beard which was also nonexistent.

 

"Nah." And with that, he trotted off to another section of the castle.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Suit yourself," replied Red, and trotted out of the castle. Before he left, he turned around, and said, "Oh, did I mention the cookies had shrinking potion inside?"

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"OH NOES! DDD:" exclaimed After as he promptly shrunk to the size of a [insert small item here].

 

";~~~~~~~~~~;" he cried as he ran off into some dark crevice somewhere.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

At that moment, Red flew back in, with the Wii U, and some beer he stole from the wizard. "Hey Afterwards, wanna get drunk and throw a house party?" asked Red. "Afterwards?" he called, and trotted around searching for Afterwards. "Also, the shrinking effect wears off after a minute," Red added.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Afterwards ran out of the crevice quickly before he grew back, for fear that he might be crushed within the wall, as that would not be pretty.

 

"Sorry dude, I don't drink," replied After. "Unless it's wine."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, Red realised that the beer was actually wine. "Does that solve your problem?" asked Red, and went to call up his friends for the party. "Okay, who should I invite?" Red asked Afterwards.

[Gekoncze 327]

:3

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"I dunno, let's invite that guy over there," said After, gesturing to Gekoncze with a hoof. "Also what kind of wine is that? Because I only drink the fanciest wine there is."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Uh... whichever is 'the fanciest wine there is', I guess?" replied Red, then he went to PM CrayZ to ask him to join the party.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Getting a little meta there, aren't you Red?" asked After, not noticing that by doing so he was getting meta as well.

 

"Wait, how many walls does this room have again?"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red had no idea what After was talking about. He shrugged it off, and began decorating the castle.

Edited December 27, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Life Giver 1,063]

zombie king was then awaken from his sleep.

Edited December 27, 2013 by zombie king24

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Where's Pinkie with her party cannon when you need her...," muttered Afterwards.

 

"Oh, hey there zombie! :D" he exclaimed. "Did you have a good rest? Red was just setting up the decorations for the party we've been planning."

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Exactly!" added Red. "I also invited CrayZ, but I'm still waiting for his reply."

[Life Giver 1,063]

zombie king took a few steps before answering. "Well I might feel rested but I didn't sleep...just stayed there for a while."

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Oh, so sorry to hear about that :c" lamented After. "But hey, at least zombies don't need sleep, right?"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red had just finished putting up the decorations. There was still a considerable amount of time before the party began, so the goofy red horse sat in the corner and started playing with the fabric of space and time.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Whoa, how are you doing that? o:" asked After. "I thought only Questioner could do that! O:"

[Life Giver 1,063]

"I don't need sleep... but I love to dream.", explain zombie king.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, the door opened. The guests had arrived! They consisted of...