mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I have taught you well, my student.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I am not the student here, young padawan.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No, you are not the student anymore, for you have now graduated from me, the teacher's, education.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I was never the student, that would be you.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

By 'you', we mean Natalie the Mage. We've been teaching her to get in the bucking kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, we have not. Make your own bucking sandwich.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Hey Questioner, I just got off the phone with Fluttershy, A.K.A. your favourite pony. She says that Natalie the Mage needs to get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Doubtful. I know Fluttershy, she would not say such things.

[Life Giver 1,063]

True Questioner... true.

[MustLoveCats 10]

Fluttershy would have made you a sandwich instead...I mean, if that's okay with you.

[Life Giver 1,063]

I will make Fluttershy one... or more.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You would give your life for her... I would too, but I can't, being immortal now.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

I love the ponies and all but I wouldn't give my life for them :U

 

A large part of my life ye, but not all of it.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Just be immortal, it makes things so much easier.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Can you give us some pointers for that?

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

But who wants to live forever?

[Demirari 454]

I know! It's me!

Edited December 30, 2013 by Demirari

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

And me too! I need all the time I can get to master lucid dreaming.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

But who wants to live forever?

[Sunlight 357]

.... I win. c:

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

No you don't, Sunlight.

 

@Questioner: Yes.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Sshhh...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Banned for having Pinkamena in your signature and avatar.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Wrong thread, Red

[Sunlight 357]

He also got ninja'd. xD