mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Me neither. *continues purring*

[Life Giver 1,063]

Questioner seems happy... not sure if good or bad... well off to nap...

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*does more cat things*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*purring level increase*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Fluttershy: Oh, there you are, Mr. Questioner, and you, Afterwards. Come on, let's get you two home. *turns to Red* Thank you so much for taking care of them, Red.

 

Red: Aw, it was nothing, really...

 

Fluttershy: Would you like to drop by my house?

 

Red: Sorry, but I'm going to see Pinkie Pie.

Edited January 1, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*purrs whilst nuzzling Fluttershy*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

[purring intensifies]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*spots butterfly and goes off to chase it, completely failing to catch it*

[Life Giver 1,063]

*can only stand on watch* (...... I-its... the Goddess...)

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Wow I've never seen Questioner act like this o_O

 

I'll take the purring and the nuzzling, but the adorable butterfly-chasing?

 

There is no way this is the same guy.

[Life Giver 1,063]

.... *still just standing*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*spots hole in ground, and attempts to kill it*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

o________________________________________________________________________O

 

*thoroughly creeped out*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*spots other kitten, and pounces*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*watching from afar*

 

Pinkie: Man, those cats sure are happy.

 

Red: I know, right? Hey, I have an idea! *holds up fishing rod with fish attached*

 

Red and Pinkie: *hysterical giggling*

 

Red: *holds fish just out of Afterwards and Questioner's reach*

Edited January 1, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You forget.... we are cats.

 

*peforms impossible jump to reach the fish, grabbing and eating it*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*POUNCE'D*

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*purrr*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Well, that prank could have gone better...

 

Pinkie: Aw, no worries. We'll think of something!

 

Red: Yeah! We just have to put our minds to it, and... Oh, who am I kidding?! I wanna be a cat too! MAKE US CATS!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*uses his Cuteness Proximity to turn Pinkie and Red into cats*

Edited January 1, 2014 by Afterwards

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*purrs contentedly at the though of more kitten playmates*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Yay! Life of freedom!

 

Pinkie: Ooh, is that a sugar-coated fish?

 

Dash: *trots up* Oh, hey, Fluttershy. Have you seen Pink- *pauses and looks at the pink cat* What in the name of Celestia am I looking at...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*pounces on Dash*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*purrs all over Dashie*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*noms on Dash's ear*