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[Demirari 454]

… what am I doing.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Helping me stop this pigeon?

[Pixy Belle 102]

Pigeon!? Where!? *freaks out* DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME! XC *hides under a desk*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Don't worry, it is not in here.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Phew! *comes out of hiding*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*telephone rings*

 

Hello? Yes, of course General. I was just about to go now.  Yes, I'm sure we'll do it this time. Goodbye.

[RoguesWolfe 192]

Maow

[Life Giver 1,064]

Still waiting for the hugs...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You can have hugs when you have stopped the pigeon!

[Pixy Belle 102]

Yes. And I shall give you extra hugs then! *has ornithophobia*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

A medal for everyone who helps to stop the pigeon as well!

[Life Giver 1,064]

Just use bread... I heard birds like bread...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Tried that.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*pigeon explodes into confetti and sweets*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Maybe feeding them chocolate?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

This one dislikes chocolate.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

But the pigeon just exploded, in case it's not obvious.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

No, it did not. You are hallucinating again.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Rice? *gets a protective suit on for an attempt to handle the bird*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You can try it, if you like.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

That was no hallucination. A pigeon exploded into confetti and sweets. Perhaps not the pigeon you're after, but still a pigeon that exploded into confetti and sweets. And so I conclu- *explodes into confetti and sweets*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*sits back and waits for Red Pegasus to stop hallucinating*

[Pixy Belle 102]

*horn glows pink as a cup of rice floats behind me as I stalk the pigeon* here little birdy~ I got some yummy rice for you~ *insert quiet evil snicker here*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Wrong pigeon.