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Riley: But bananas can't move.

 

Cassidy: That's possibly the smartest thing you've said.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Mmmm....I have arms though!

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Anala: Actually, neither of you have arms. Or legs. You're just sentient bananas.

 

Cassidy: Come on, let's take them to the hospital.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Turn meh back! I wanna eat myself!

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Riley: Uh... if you turned back, then why would you eat yourself?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Oh...Thats true, but then I could eat more bananas...

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Anala: So, do we take them to the hospital now?

 

Cassidy: Yup.

 

Cassidy picks up the two ponies-turned-bananas and puts them in a saddlebag, but then they turn back into ponies, causing the bag to explode into pizza slices.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! This is madness!

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Riley notices another lever. Cassidy and Anala hold him back.

 

Cassidy: No way. You're not pulling any more levers, mister.

 

Riley struggles, causing Cassidy to accidentally push the lever with his rump. After a blinding flash of light...

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Huh? What am I now?

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After a blinding flash of light, Riley, Cassidy, Anala, and ForeverFrozen are plush toys of themselves.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

oooo....This is cool!

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Pinkie and Fluttershy arrive.

 

Pinkie: Ooh, should we take these plush toys and have a tea party with them?

 

Fluttershy: That sounds nice.

 

Pinkie and Fluttershy pick up the four plushies and put them in a saddlebag. Riley is looking at where Anala is.

 

Riley: (sullenly) I was this close to getting a view of Anala's rump...

 

Anala: Uh... what?

 

Riley: (panicked) Nothing! Nothing at all!

 

Cassidy: Uh, ForeverFrozen, don't tell either of them, but... Riley has a crush on Anala.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*giggles* Cool...Now, were are we going??

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Riley: To a tea party with Pinkie and Fluttershy, remember?

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*Roars a magical roar which causes the plushified ponies to return to their original state*

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Red: Aww, why'd you do that?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Because I can.

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Riley rolls his eyes and pulls the lever again. He becomes a plushie of himself. Anala walks in and sees the plushie.

 

Anala: Hm... this doll looks like Riley.

 

Anala shrugs and picks it up to cuddle with.

 

Riley: Awesome...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*snuggles with ForeverFrozen*

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Anala: Hey, Questioner, I found this plushie that looks like Riley. What should I do with it?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Simple. Pretend to make out with it. Or burn it. Whatever, I don't care.

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Anala: Uhh... I just like Riley as a friend... and burning this sounds a little violent and unnecessary. So I'll just put it in a box in that cupboard.

 

Riley: Anala, it's me!

 

Anala: Did you guys hear something just now?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*yawns*

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Anala: No? I'l just put this in a box, then.

 

Anala puts the plush in a box in a nearby cupboard, unaware of the plushie's true identity...