mega thread Last Poster Wins

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*very large gorilla comes and starts eating a banana*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*pulls out shotgun and shoots it*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*gorilla just gets angry*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*chucks a exploding banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*gorilla gets more angry*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*slowly backs up* Uh....Help!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*more gorillas appear*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Ugh...Well *grabs banana* Guess im screwd

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anala uses her attractiveness to pull the gorillas into a trance, then knocks them out.

Edited February 15, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*the only thing that this achieves is making the gorillas even angrier. They then proceed to smash Anala into the ground hard*

 

You know, it probably wouldn't hurt to share bananas.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Meep! Who said that? Oh well... *gives them a banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Not with me, with the gorillas.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anala is unhurt because she is a badflank action girl. She decides to back away, however.

 

Riley: I will say it once more. BANANA. POPCORN!

 

Cassidy: Any missions, Questioner?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*the Questioner remains absent*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*sighs and sits down* No, no banana popcorn

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: Guys, I think one of those bananas is the Banana of Harmony.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*still absent*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*eats another banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*letter falls off top of banana box*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley opens the letter. Enclosed is a copy of Ratatoing.

 

Riley, Cassidy, and Anala: 

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*picks it up* Huh?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*small scap of paper falls out. It reads "from the one who Questions".*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Awwww...wait...he got me this? Awwww!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*birds start singing*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*eats banana*