mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Eh, I never liked you anyway. *turns Riley into a banana*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Just have to hope a gorilla doesn't arrive...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*a gorilla arrives*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The gorilla removes it's disguise to reveal it is a witch, and turns the four bananas back. Oh, and Riley is an alicorn. U MAD?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No.

 

Just apathetic.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

So, about the algebra universe thing.

You were saying?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ah yes. So, we take two number the same and call them A and B. So of course A=B.

 

With me?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Affirmative.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Right, so then we multiply both sides by A, giving us A*A=AB.

 

Then, we subtract B*B from each side, giving us A*A-B*B=AB-B*B.

 

This can be factorized into (A-(A+=B(A-.

 

Divide both sides by (A- giving us A+B=B

 

Subtract B from both sides, A=0.

 

Value of A and B can be anything, as long as they are the same.

 

Every number equals zero.

 

The universe does not exist.

[Revy ~ Two Hands 862]

RP and chit chat are the same based on the last 5 responses.

In any case Twilight hugs and asks you how you're doing?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Well, I've been turned into an alicorn...

 

Anala: We're all doomed.

 

Riley: Shuddup. Anything I can use my powers to help you with?

[Revy ~ Two Hands 862]

Get away from her you bitch!

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*remains apathetic*

 

I just don't care.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Clementia: Oh, um... who is Gamer Twilight talking to?

Edited February 25, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Don't know, don't care.

[Lightwing 12,978]

Hi!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh. It's you.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Hey there, Lightwing! I'm an alicorn now. What should I use my powers for?

[Lightwing 12,978]

Can you...

*whispering*make sone waffles?

Oh. It's you.

Hey there,my dear frenemy...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hey there,my dear frenemy...

You tried to kill me.

 

Guess what? I don't care.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Can you...

*whispering*make sone [sic] waffles?

Riley: Coming right up!

 

Riley turns Anala into a waffle iron.

Edited February 25, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Lightwing 12,978]

You tried to kill me.

 

Guess what? I don't care.

I wanted to say sorry

Can we forget this?

At least you're alive...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I wanted to say sorry

Can we forget this?

At least you're alive...

Meh.

 

I don't care about apologies.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Here you go, Lightwing!

 

Anala: As soon as I turn back, the next meal Riley has will be through a tube.

[Revy ~ Two Hands 862]

Affirmative.

Aliens reference earlier. This is contextualised with an earlier poster's mention to Ripley.

 

You fail...the test.

 

Back to magic kindergarten for the lot of you.