mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CrimsonWeb 786]

 Weird

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Mr. Twoleg

[CrimsonWeb 786]

;-;

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So, song?

...

Is that a no?

*begins a game of poker with Jeffery*

*wins*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*crawls into box*

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*Jeff accuses of cheating*

[Jokuc 8,176]

*instawin*

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*entire pack of aces fall from sleeve*

*Jeff attempts to eat the chips*

*Jeff chokes on chips*

*Jeff regurgitates the chips*

*begins another game and repeats*

*Jeff gets tired of poker and walks about the ship*

BORING!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*drinks grog*

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Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored!

*Jeff screeches about an incoming ship*

[Life Giver 1,064]

Birds... do they really like bread...

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No, they just eat it because ey hate it!

[Life Giver 1,064]

Bread... do they really like birds...

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No because ey are inanimate objectacles and cannot "like"

Really... Do they bread like birds...

[Life Giver 1,064]

Your starting to lose your light... aren't you Life Giver...

[CrimsonWeb 786]

ded

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Life giver is gone... Replaced by the bringer of darkness and destruction...

And he is: Mr.Twoleg, the furry cuteness of Cloud Cuckoo Land!

Best two legged kitten is best two legged kitten

*your'e

[Life Giver 1,064]

Wrong Pierce...

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This ship be mighty creepy at night. Many of fine vessels have been known to disappear at this time if night, around these here waters. Some say creatures from beyond the stars come and "abduct" crew members. Others say mythical creatures such as sirens, skysharks and the Kracken, appear and bring the demise of many a folk. But the truth still lies, shrouded in mystery, much like the fog around us.

[Toon Richard 534]

*begins attacking everyone for no reason*

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I am a jerk and I accept it. Have a good day everyone.

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Edited March 3, 2014 by AI Pony

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Well then

[Toon Richard 534]

Eye, 'eres a fine example of one if the lurking horrors in the mist. This be a prisma phantom. They take the shape or form o' a horrendous creature, usually something from Microsoft Paint, and attempts to alter its surroundings. What they don't know is that everything "ignores" them, even reality itself.

AAAANNDDD REPORTED!

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As you can see from this post, I am still a jerk.

[in case you didn't get the memo, this message was deleted too]

Edited March 3, 2014 by AI Pony

[Toon Richard 534]

Reported.