mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*stops bowing* *sticks up middle finger*

*kills*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*goes about business, feeling bad for the bug that Questioner killed. Well, he didn't specify what he killed*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*enslaves Red Pegasus's will*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*gets will back*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

One does not simply resist the power of the Ring.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

One does not simply resist the power of the Ring.

I do.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I do.

No. You don't. But you can have your free will back if you accomplish one task.

 

Walk from the Shire to Mordor.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*walks from the Shire to Mordor* *takes will back* 'Bout friggin' time.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Nope.

 

You failed. You were killed by Orcs.

 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*returns*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I see you have not read The Lord of the Rings.

[Lightwing 12,980]

Yes.Actually,i've read it

*throws you book*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I was not talking to you.

[Lightwing 12,980]

Yeah.I know

*burns you*

But i love to get where they don't call me

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

YOU WOULD ATTEMPT TO BURN ME? YOU ARE NOTHING!

[Lightwing 12,980]

And you are something?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I AM SAURON!

[BlueMoon 53]

You are Smellron. /sneezes

[Lightwing 12,980]

And i'm a banana...

And you know what?

*throws Banana*

I'm more powerful than you,because i have this

*shows the Ring*

If i throw it,you'll die.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Fool. I can bend the wielder of the Ring to my power, especially when they are this close.

[Lightwing 12,980]

*throws the ring to the volcano,and then burns*

 

I think you're fucked

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

That was a fake, anyway. I'm not that stupid.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

So, Lightwing, shall we do an open-world, no rules, drop in-drop out RP?

Edited March 14, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Lightwing 12,980]

Then why are you fading?

*points to a mirror,where it's seen how Sauron fades*

 

Edit:Do it

Edited March 14, 2014 by Lightwing

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I am fading, because I was never really here.