mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Dovashy 1,734]

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Sorry for the wait, Questioner!

 

So, tributes... Do you accept bits, the Equestrian currency?

 

Depends on the amount.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Depends on the amount.

42 bits.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

42 bits.

That would be a miserly amount compared to what is in the treasury. Try again.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

420 bits.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

4242 bits.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope.

 

Try something like, I dunno, 420000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bits.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42 x 10⁴² bits?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You don't even have that much.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

That's true. I'm going to go to the nearest Equestrian bank after this to take out the largest loan in the history of Equestria in order to afford it, so I can pay you.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Don't bother. You'll never be able to pay it back.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Fine. Would you still accept 42¹⁰ bits?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope. 

 

 

I don't need bits.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Not even 420000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bits?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Then why did you keep asking for how many bits I'd offer? It was pointless if you weren't going to accept any amount.

 

So, now I need to find something else to tribute... How about this spaceship?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Got three fleets.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Is there anything you don't have? Everything I try to contribute is something you already have.

 

How about this planet I recently conquered?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Please. That planet is mine.

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,984]

Random post after months without post here

[Dovashy 1,734]

.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

So, Dovashy, what say you about Polygamy?

[Old Fluttershy 349]

What, the heck.

Old Fluttershy for the win!

[Dovashy 1,734]

I had to google search the term, lol. 

I'm not sure what to think of it from a legal standpoint. But I certainly would frown upon it morally. Polygamy is illegal where I live, New Zealand, and I see no reason to change that. 

Oh, and I win.