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[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Well. I suppose we'll have to install some in that case.

Fetch me the saw and wood! 

I suppose I'll have to take up the title of "bartender" in that case.

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Here, take my crowbar. It's good at killing aliens and removing bar tables from other threads.

*gives crowbar*

*Brings back pre-made bar table and matching bar-stools.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*graciously accepts crowbar*

Very well then. Let's get some interior decorating under way.

First we're going to need some painting.

 

*points to construction workers*

No! No! You're doing it wrong! That table goes over there!!

 

Alright. We're almost set up.  :comeatus:

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Dwarves have already dug subterranean tunnels for hiding all of our stol... I mean, legal, goods.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Yes.. Yes... We'll have it in the cellar.

We'll have our stol- Legally obtained goods transported there immediately.

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Yup, these are definitely legitimately bought items that we didn't take from other threads that may or may not be bar-related.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

And we certainly don't have thugs for hire here. Nope. None at all.

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Nope. Not even my own personal mercena... I mean, I don't have any personal mercenaries, why would you even think that?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

We certainly don't have any other services. Only drinks. There's no black market or anything.

All of that is just a conspiracy.

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Just other competitors spreading lies about our superior beverages.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

We have the best vintage wines and cocktails for our premium members.

Incidentally, we have hot chocolates.

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AND TEA!

EVERY KIND OF TEA YOU CAN THINK OF...AND MORE!!!!!!!1!!!!ELEVEN1!!!ONE!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Why... Tea is complimentary, and for you, it's on the house!

But yes, Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Green, Chai, etc. You name it.

We also serve Tea with extra "kick" if anyone is interested.

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We might incorporate slushees and milkshakes later on. That is if any slushee or milkshake places open up nearby.

Basically anything you can consume with a straw.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Right. Well during the day we can serve those. 

*cleans cups across the counter*

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*Installs a ceiling mounted TV*

*TV starts an episode of Dan V.S.*

http://youtu.be/T1-VeGCWuPI

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Needs more pony.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Needs more pony.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Just some guy 1,070]

Just gonna drop this here for the night while I'm winning.

 

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This page keeps making my device crash.

(I'm typing this from page 1849, just to be safe)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

lOL

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Oh dear Celestia, what is this?

[SCS 7,537]

lOL

 

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