mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Does this mean I've won?

[Hyperhooves 872]

No. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

BAWK!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@,

 

Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous colt

Of my virtue I am justly proud

 

Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

 

Then tell me, Maria, why I see her gazing there?

Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

 

I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her braided mane

Is blazing in me out of all control

 

Like fire, Hellfire

This fire in my skin

This burning desire

Is turning me to sin

 

It's not my fault

I'm not to blame

It is the archer mare

The witch who sent this flame

 

It's not my fault

If in God's plan

He made the devil so much stronger than a man

 

Protect me, Maria

Don't let this siren cast her spell

Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

 

Destroy Anala

And let her taste the fires of hell

Or else let her be mine and mine alone

 

Comet, the archer has escaped.

 

What?

 

No longer in your basement. She's gone.

 

But how? Never mind, get out, you idiot. I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Equestria!

 

Hellfire, dark fire

Now archer, it's your turn

Choose me or your pyre

Be mine or you will burn

 

God, have mercy on her

God, have mercy on me

 

But she will be mine

 

Or she... will... burn!

Edited September 7, 2014 by Rainbow Eclipse

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

WAT

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I do not understand the logic of this game. Its objective is contradictory, and is only won once interest in this thread has been lost. There also appears to be no set topic at hand, and anyone is free to state unrelated non-sequitur. The only objective appears to be to continuously post so that your opponents do not win.

 

This is a mission I will attempt to complete. Activating non-sequitur...

 

Cheesecake. Bobbleheaded balsamic garlic. Slabtivickt. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I do not understand the logic of this game. Its objective is contradictory, and is only won once interest in this thread has been lost. There also appears to be no set topic at hand, and anyone is free to state unrelated non-sequitur. The only objective appears to be to continuously post so that your opponents do not win.

 

This is a mission I will attempt to complete. Activating non-sequitur...

 

Cheesecake. Bobbleheaded balsamic garlic. Slabtivickt. 

*gives cheesecake*

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

*gives cheesecake*

Thank you. It is delicious.

 

Non-sequitur: Alpaca strated upon the back of Shion. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Thank you. It is delicious.

 

Non-sequitur: Alpaca strated upon the back of Shion. 

Would you like some more?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Would you like some more?

Yes, please.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes, please.

*makes some more cheesecake and gives it to you*

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are quite good at creating virtual cheesecake. It has a flavor similar to the real thing.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@,

 

In my every waking moment, I will always hail your totally boss OC. It deserves every brohoof it has. Even more, in fact.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You are quite good at creating virtual cheesecake. It has a flavor similar to the real thing.

It's an art form that I excel at.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

@,

 

In my every waking moment, I will always hail your totally boss OC. It deserves every brohoof it has. Even more, in fact.

I do not know what you are referring to. Your words are inconsistent with the context. Analyzing...

 

...

 

..."OC", a term which is commonly used to mean "Original Character."

 

..."Boss," a colloquialism used as a compliment, meaning "good," or "great."

 

I do not have any characters that I have created at this time, unless you are referring to the Arylett Master Program. That would not be consistent with the usage of that word, but it is the closest substitute I am able to find based on available information.

 

It's an art form that I excel at.

Take pride in your achievements.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@,

 

*cough*Aether Crimson*cough*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Can I get you anything else?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

@,

 

*cough*Aether Crimson*cough*

I would recommend cough medicine.

 

Can I get you anything else?

No, your services have been sufficient. Thank you.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

If you do decide you want something, just ask.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I would recommend cough medicine.

Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

If you do decide you want something, just ask.

Very well. However, such is unlikely. I am able to self-perform most of what is necessary for my maintenance, and what I cannot perform is done by Shion Uzuki. However, she is not here at this time... and my external appearance is down 5%... I really need to be cleaned.

 

...Perhaps you may clean me.

 

Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind.

Logic, duty, and order are the three principles upon which my OS was created. I am happy to know that I am serving those well.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@,

 

Do you like having two servants?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*cleans KOS-MOS*

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

@,

 

Do you like having two servants?

I am unable to verify this question; I do not have two servants.

 

*cleans KOS-MOS*

Thank you. You have done admirably.