mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hyperhooves 872]

Tea is good. Ice tea is kinda good. If I offered more tea then will you let Quest win?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I hate tea. Nasty stuff. However, if you are willing to make some sort of Faustian deal for me to let Questioner win, I'm all ears. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

All right then, how about candy? Do you like candy?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Eh, not really. I'm very health conscious. Now, if you offered your immortal soul, then we could talk...

[Hyperhooves 872]

Ummmmm I don't think so. I kinda need my soul to live you know, so I think I will have to say no to that.

 

Is there anything I could probably give you?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I kinda need my soul to live

Not true! You'll just degenerate into a zombie like state, nothing to worry about! Now, about your soul...

[Hyperhooves 872]

Not true! You'll just degenerate into a zombie like state, nothing to worry about! Now, about your soul...

What??!! No way am I going to look and act like a zombie. Still no.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, what else could you possibly offer me besides your soul?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

"What else could you possibly offer me"

*Brain thinks of various things*

*Brain thinks of some pretty messed up stuff*

*Brain imagines Lyra Heartstrings instead*

*Brain thinks of Lyra Plushie Incident*

*Meanwhile Body reels back in horror and falls off chair*

Wtf brain?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Darn, all this talk of souls is making me hungry... 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not sure what you're talking about.   My brain and I are the best of friends! 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Hyperhooves 872]

Well, what else could you possibly offer me besides your soul?

A spaceship?  A car? Something, anything besides my soul.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hmm, perhaps... how good are you at magic?

[Hyperhooves 872]

Well Quest did teach me a few things, and I'm not quite sure if I remember how to do them.

 

There was this one time, he taught me how to turn a flame into different colours and shapes. Yeah, I do remember that. It was a lot of fun.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

What about transmutation? Do you know how to turn objects into basic metals or have you progressed onto converting arcane essence into higher value materials?

[Hyperhooves 872]

Might give it a try. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Did he teach you Necromancy? Blood magic? Umbramancy? Refrigerator magic?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

This seems like a perfect time for a win. Wouldn't you agree?

Win.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Not on my watch!

Victory shall be mine!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Win, I guess. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

You guess? You GUESS? Don't guess! Win!

Unless you want me to Win. Then it's okay to guess.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'll gut you like a Horker! 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'll gut you like a Horker!