mega thread Last Poster Wins

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Good.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

yup

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Alright.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

k

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Ya.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Hyperhooves 872]

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Keeps sitting and waiting.*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

hm

[Hyperhooves 872]

A poem.

 

Quest wins,

yes he does

Quest wins,

just because

 

Quest wins,

and we all know it,

Quest wins,

let's throw him a party and party until the sun lits

 

Quest wins,

because he deserves it.

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That poem is so beautiful that it brought a tear to the eye of Chuck Norris.

[Life Giver 1,063]

All the feels.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I have wrote a list of reasons why Questioner will win.

 

1. Because we all know he will win.

2. Because he is awesome.

3. Because he is magical.

4.Because he is a ogre now, he can easily crush you.

 

and 5.Because he deserves it.

[Life Giver 1,063]

I don't see hugs in there...

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Everyone knows only one can claim the throne

Only one to rule forever, yet forever alone

There once was a king who ruled over this thread

He was mighty in power yet had none in his stead

No one to reign after he was long gone

There was no one to post from dusk until dawn

There were few who were equal and few to contend

But there was one who was there, who was his ally and friend

With their partnership molded like a strong iron band

They stood against the Hollywood phony in one epic, last stand

Alas, the king fell when his (sort of) true love was lost

Heart broken by a fair lady who was named after frost

He gave his throne to his partner whose bond now broken with rust

And with that he turned into a handful of dust

The good king still lives but was never the same

Since that very day when love was to blame

You may ask "who watches this thread with a careful eye"

Well the one who now guards it is the one called A.I.

Edited November 23, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hey, If A.I. gets to declare himself protagonist of this thread, (in poetry no less) then I declare myself the main antagonist of this thread! Muhahahaha! 

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Oh, I'm no hero. I'm not a villain either. Well... not a true villain.

Yes, I share some ideas that greatly contrast with what has been accepted as "normal", but I'm not out to destroy the universe.

I'm here to control it.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I myself am more of an Anti-Villain. I may be evil, but I'm polite about it! 

Don't mind me, just doing my victory dance.

 

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Watch your back. You never know what might be lurking in the shadows. There is a reason why animals naturally fear the dark.

Win.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Vic

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Being adept in Umbramancy, I do in fact always know what's lurking in the shadows. It's what's in the light that scares me.  

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Win.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

=^^=

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Another Win.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

aye