mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Very well, but this place won't be safe for long. It'll only be a matter of time before Twilight's army finds us. Which is why we need to start taking the offensive to them. I'll head down to check out your magical equipment to see if I can't make something useful. Be on your guard, Twilight's assassins could have already infiltrated the building, and we'd never even know it."

 

Stormgiggle headed deeper into the Jerk Co. building. Unbeknownst to Dan and Strormgiggle, an assassin watched from the shadows. 

 

"Myes, with my sneak skill of 100, they'll never see me coming!" The Dragonborn waited for the perfect moment to strike...

 

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"Well, if we encounter one I'd prefer to be armed to the teeth rather than cowering in a corner with a crowbar."

Dan strode towards a large chamber lined with metal tubes that filed into several containers of varying size.

He turned a valve on one of the smaller containers and reached inside. He pulled out a small pencil-like piece of metal and put it in his pocket. He proceeded open several more storage lockers and took out a large tome with an intricate symbol shaped into its leather binding, several canisters containing stone chips, a small ring, three bits of colored chalk and a couple glass vials of different colors.

(Not really sure if detection spells could find him due to the fact that npcs don't actively use detection and my lack of experience with the multiplayer mod leaves me to wonder if players can detect other players)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(Nah I don't think we'll be able to find him. He's got magic too. And be careful, he's got a pickpocket of 100! He could steal the heart right out of your chest, and you'd never even notice a thing!  )

 

Stormgiggle smiled when he saw the Thaumaturgy equipment set up in the basement. Dan probably had no idea just how rare, and dangerous if misused, these things were. Wars had been fought over them. It looked to be high quality too, which was rather surprising. The higher quality ones, while much more powerful, were also much less tolerant of mistakes. They had a tendency to tear the fabric of space and time if mishandled; destroying everything in hundreds of miles around. And they were very easy to mishandle. For that reason, Stormgiggle highly doubted if there were more then a couple of these things left in the universe. If Dan wasn't such a good friend, he'd steal this thing for sure. 

 

But he'd wasted enough time gawking at this thing, it was time to get to work. He grabbed a suit of power armor off one of the shelves, and began to reshape it using the Thaumaturge's tools. After that was done, he enchanted the armor, making it stronger and more durable. But he wasn't quite satisfied yet. Reaching into his robes, he retrieved another soul gem, which contained the soul of a powerful wizard Stormgiggle had defeated in battle. Using highly advanced magical technology, he networked the soul gem into the armor, so now anyone who wore the armor could cast the same spells the dead wizard could, with the same amount of skill. As a final touch, he imprinted the Jerk Co. logo on the front of the enchanted power armor.   

 

Done! Anyone who wore this armor would not only be granted the massive increase in strength and speed power armor provided, but would also be granted magical protection as well! Not to mention the fact they would gain vast magical power from the wizard's soul. Whoever wore this armor would become unto a god. Smiling, he grabbed the suit of armor to show Dan. 

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"I'm glad to see that you've put the ol' power armor to good use. Judging by the detail you put into modifications, it seems as though you know almost more about tech than you do in raising the dead! I'm throughly impressed that you've managed to integrate the soul shard into the armor.

Although, by some of the looks you've given me while I prepared my supplies, I've noticed that you seem to doubt my knowledge of sorcery and magic. Believe it or not, I actually built a bit of this magical equipment.

Don't believe me? Here, take a look at this little marvel."

 

Dan removes the metal bar from his pocket and holds it in front of himself.

The rod extends from both sides and forms a staff as tall as the diminutive man.

 

"This staff is the result of one of my more recent discoveries. I originally intended for it to be an advanced multi-tool, but it ended up becoming a modular alternative to the common spell-casting staff. Instead of drawing power from the user, it uses both residual mana, commonly found in mana rich locations, and essences drawn from any object infused with power of some sort. Ley energy, vis, engems... even electric energy from batteries or lightning.

It doesn't drain power from living things that well, but it could do so if you wanted to.

Unfortunately the clowns attacked before I could make enough for the magic-wielding mercs, but i've got a couple more of them stored away if you want one!"

Edited November 29, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Is that so? How very interesting..." Despite the fact Stormgiggle was recently reformed, his mind immediately thought of all the evil applications such a device could be used for. It would be a simple matter to improve upon the device, transforming it into a weapon capable of stealing the magical energy of the entire planet. With that much power, he would be a god! Alas, his new found ethical restraints prevented him from doing so. 

 

"Um, no thank you Dan. I believe the magical energy my soul provides should be enough. And of course, the soul imprisoned in this armor!"

 

With a magical flash, Stormgiggle had equipped his armor. His old robe now served as a cape.

 

"I'm surprised you think so, Dan! You know very well that I specialize in Necromancy and Thraumaturgy. I'm renowned (and reviled) for my work in both fields! But I don't know anything about white magic..."

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

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"Alright, let's get out of here. Any idea where Twilight is residing?

 

It was then when he noticed that he said "Twilight".

 

"Wait... you did say that Twilight was leading the clown army, right? As in "Royal Princess of Friendship" Twilight Sparkle and not "Destructor of Worlds" Sombratwilight Evilpony?"

Edited November 30, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Chocolate 

[Hidey 2,836]

"Is that so? How very interesting..." Despite the fact Stormgiggle was recently reformed, his mind immediately thought of all the evil applications such a device could be used for. It would be a simple matter to improve upon the device, transforming it into a weapon capable of stealing the magical energy of the entire planet. With that much power, he would be a god! Alas, his new found ethical restraints prevented him from doing so. 

 

"Um, no thank you Dan. I believe the magical energy my soul provides should be enough. And of course, the soul imprisoned in this armor!"

 

With a magical flash, Stormgiggle had equipped his armor. His old robe now served as a cape.

 

"I'm surprised you think so, Dan! You know very well that I specialize in Necromancy and Thraumaturgy. I'm renowned (and reviled) for my work in both fields! But I don't know anything about white magic..."

 

HYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHH!!

Pink cried as he burst from out of the air and stuck himself unto stormgiggle's forehead. "When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master" Pink smirked. "Only a master of forum games" said stormgiggle. "We'll see about that" Pink said as fifteen old ladies surrounded stormgiggle and began smacking him with their purses

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Chocolate

Cake.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Cake.

coffee

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Lol wut?

coffee

Beans

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Beans

meat 

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meat

Turkey.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Piggy 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Several things happened at once. 

 

The Dragonborn launched himself from the shadows with a battle cry of 'I'll gut you like a horker!" His enchanted dadric greataxe was swinging for Dan's head.

 

Stormgiggle screamed with rage as the sticker attached itself to his forehead. Dark, unfathomable power streamed from his fingertips as he ran down the street in a blind rage. destroying everything in his path. The old ladies were quickly slaughtered. 

 

The clowns heard all the commotion, and begin to rush over to where they heard the noise.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

aye

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dragonborn boss theme:

 

Stormgiggle boss theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai_bxhdY6E4

Clown battle theme:

Darn, I forgot about that two video limit. 

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Just barely registering the war-cry of the furious pickpocketer, Dan raised his staff to block the brunt of the blow.

The impact of the axe against his staff launched Dan several yards away. Still a bit dazed from the strike, Dan directs his staff towards his assailant and blindly launches several bolts of primal energy.

(Nice vids)

[Hyperhooves 872]

The forum is working again. Hope it stays like this.

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(WOOT WOOT! LAST POST BEFORE MAINTENANCE!!!)

Edited November 30, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(Yes! With the all powerful might of the rainbow dash sneer  I shall rule these forums with an iron fist!)

 

The Dragonborn quickly put away his axe and cast a powerful ward spell, blocking the energy bolts. Preparing for a magical battle, he then summoned two storm atronachs, and started casting lightning bolts at Dan.

 

In his blind rage, Stormgiggle lashed out at the clowns, flaying them with powerful bursts of dark magic.

 

(You'll have to roleplay the people fighting me, and I'll roleplay the people fighting you.)

[Hidey 2,836]

The forum is working again. Hope it stays like this.

Ah yes. That was merely a test of my awesome powers. WERE YOU THERE STORMGIGGLE? DID YOU SEE IT?!

TREMBLE BEFORE ME

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(Lel, my post went through AFTER the maintenance.)

Dan stabs the base of his staff into the ground and the metal rod pulls the lightning from its intended target and absorbs the electric projectiles. He then throws two clear, purplish potions at the pair of elementals. The potions release large plumes of thick gas, making locating their target near impossible... at least until it clears. While the elementals struggle to find the troublesome human, Dan takes a stone chip and some red chalk from his pack and draws a crude looking rune on its surface.

 

Meanwhile, the pack of jesters that encircle Stormgiggle part to make a path.

A path for something BIG.

A deafening roar emanates from the newly made walkway.

 

"RORAAARG!!! RONUL MAYDONUL!!!

 

The gaggle of giggling fools cheer and applaud as a towering, brutish Ronald McDonald lookalike approaches the necromancer.

Edited November 30, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle finally manages to rip the sticker off his forehead with powerful magic, only to see the hulking form of Ronald MacDonald.

 

"Oh dear."

 

Stormgiggle resurrects some of the nearby dead clowns into zombies to hold off the titan of fast food while he works on a powerful summoning spell.

<<>>

The dragonborn gives Dan a smug grin, and then uses the clear skies shout, clearing away the gas and allowing the storm atronachs to resume their deadly assault. He then cast an invisibility spell, disappearing from view. Combined with the muffle enchantment on his dragonbone boots, the dragonborn could no longer be seen or heard. 

I Googled Ronald MacDonald boss theme... and found this. Hyperhooves, for your own sanity, I beg you not to watch this.