mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

That's what I am. The mustache-twirling caricature villain. 

{No, that's what I am! You're the bumbling let lovable main character!} 

[Hidey 2,836]

{No, that's what I am! You're the bumbling let lovable main character!} 

 

 It's not like villains don't fight other villains. It's brilliantly unconventional.

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(Meanwhile, somewhere in a New New York shopping mall.)

 

"Hey, Stormgiggle! Check this out!"

 

Dan displays several baskets of candy bars and blow torches.

 

"This is loot heaven!"

 

Dan then piles the baskets in a pile next to several other baskets and then dashes off to gather more food and combustible tools.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Candy bars, Dan? Really? Ah well, to each his own, I suppose. I'll see if I can't find anything useful." Stormgiggle walked deeper into the abandoned mall, searching for something salvageable. He idly wondered what exactly happened to all the people. 

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"Well these candy bars are going to expire, and I don't want any good food to go to waste. They aren't going to expire any time soon of course, but I don't think that anyone else is going to eat them during the Clownpocalypse."

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Twilight has much worse at her disposal then clowns, Dan. I've heard rumors of massive robot armies, dalecks, elite commandos, deathclaws, secret agents, crippled orphans, sparkly vampires, templars, mudcrabs, lawyers, daemons, ninjas, and even disco dancers, among other things. We must be ever vigilant."

 

Stormgiggle gathered all the food he could find, stashing it into a bag of holding. 

Edited December 1, 2014 by Stormgiggle

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Dan suddenly stops and begins to sniff the air.

 

"Wait. Do you smell that too?

I smell... cheese."

 

Dan creeps down a corridor, towards the source of the scent.

Edited December 1, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"I hate cheese." remarked Stormgiggle. He prepared his magical might, fully expecting some horrible abomination made out of cheese to strike from the shadows. 

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"I hate cheese just as much as you do, if not more. Heck, I can't even eat it!"

 

Dan hops over the counter of a small fast food chain restaurant.

He peeks into the back room only to find a tall, yellowish pony with fluffy brown hair attempting to make some grilled cheese sandwiches out of sesame seed buns and shredded cheese. The pony was struggling to keep the cheese from falling off of the buns as he grilled the crude concoction.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Ah, it seems someone, or should I say somepony, has survived Twilight's attack. What do you think, should we approach or should we let the pony be?" 

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"Well guessing by the visible stress in his eyes, I think we should help him out.

Last time Fluffle Puff introduced me to him, he seemed sane... Well, sane for a party pony.

Well actually it was more like Fluffle booping my nose and then his... several times.

I think his name is Mozzerella Bun or something like that.

Maybe Provolone Bread?

Swiss Baguette perhaps?"

Edited December 1, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Well, if you trust him it should be okay. But be on your guard, Twilight has used changelings before..." 

 

Stormgiggle stood warily behind Dan as he approached the pony. 

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Cheese Sandwich's hair wiggles and waves in several spots before he turns around and sees the approaching human.

Immediately, the equine lunges at Dan and..... hugs him?

 

|Wow, I didn't think that I would ever see you again!|

 

"Neither did I, ummm... Cheesy Bread."

 

|Cheese Sandwich.|

 

"Right.

Anyways, Stormgiggle, meet Cheese. Cheese, meet Stormgiggle."

[Away 2,077]

this is great XD

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(Forgive my poor introduction and grammar (Er, worsening grammar (That's a word right?).). I'm getting pretty tired.)

(Oh no, not the anime! D: )

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(Sorry about the wait, but I had to go to bed!)

 

Stormgiggle shook Cheese's hoof with a smile. "Charmed to meet you."

[Away 2,077]

[Hyperhooves 872]

I seem to be able to draw humans better then ponies. I wonder why. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Woah, where is everypony? Did the apocalypse happen while I was asleep?

Wouldn't be the first time...

[Hidey 2,836]

Woah, where is everypony? Did the apocalypse happen while I was asleep?

Wouldn't be the first time...

 

I turned them into gingerbread men.

 

Sorry about that.

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

everybody board

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I turned them into gingerbread men.   Sorry about that.

 

You're not fooling anybody! You're probably on of those ghouls from fallout, aren't you? Whatever the case, It's certain that the harsh environments of the post apocalyptic world have left you horribly scared and mutated.  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

hello

[Hidey 2,836]

You're not fooling anybody! You're probably on of those ghouls from fallout, aren't you? Whatever the case, It's certain that the harsh environments of the post apocalyptic world have left you horribly scared and mutated.  

 

If growing up online instead of the real world makes me emotionally scarred and mutated then yes, I am horribly scarred and mutated. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

C'mon now I want to win -_-