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[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Master?! Is AI Pony immortal..?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You LIE!

I'm glad I haven't payed you yet, Wilfre.  

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Like this?

 

 

Also, can they take over those magical war mechas I've been working so hard to produce?

 

Yes.

 

 

Master?! Is AI Pony immortal..?

 

Yes

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Master?! Is AI Pony immortal..?

No. You just need to keep stabbing him. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Alright. 

 

*Keeps on stabbing AI Pony* 

 

done 

Edited March 4, 2015 by Simon the Salem

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I can't even feel it.

*Knife breaks on contact with skin*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

We're hiring assassins now, Stormgiggle?! What happened to make us want to do that?!

A.I. Pony is a threat to my rule. He must be eliminated.

 

 

 

And you're insanely powerful, why didn't you just kill him yourself and save a few bits?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrcusOnHisThrone 

 

 

*Knife breaks on contact with skin*

Wilfre, you should try one of those unbreakable katanas I've been hearing so much about. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Yes master.

 

*Tries with unbreakable katana*

 

Is it working sir? 

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Oh no! Not the legendary Zillyweapon that was forged from all of the irons in the mighty Manga Fires! You might tickle me!

Oh wait, I lied. It does nothing.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Yes.

Really? Can magic protect them from being taken over? And what about those swarms of magical killer nanites, can they take those over?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle... do I also obey 42? 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Really? Can magic protect them from being taken over? And what about those swarms of magical killer nanites, can they take those over?

 

Yes. No. Yes.

 

Stormgiggle... do I also obey 42? 

 

No.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

A.I. Pony is a threat to my rule. He must be eliminated.

 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrcusOnHisThrone

I thought we were more like this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorityEqualsAsskicking

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle... do I also obey 42? 

Yes. Obey him as you would me. Also, I'm planning on rewarding you for your loyalty.   How does immortality and magical powers sound?

I thought we were more like this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorityEqualsAsskicking

We're definitely like that to!

 

 

Yes. No. Yes.

What!? But there is no problem that magic cannot solve!

Edited March 4, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What!? But there is no problem that magic cannot solve!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AWizardDidIt

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Yes please. 

 

Heard that 42. 

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What!? But there is no problem that magic cannot solve!

 

Friendship? Maybe.

Power? Perhaps.

Magic? Definitely not.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Friendship? Maybe. Power? Perhaps. Magic? Definitely not.

 

 

Alright, fine. Can they inhabit robots that use clockwork hard drives and CPUs? If so I guess I'll have to stick to golems and magical constructs. 

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Purely mechanical things given life via magic: Safe

Stores or processes computer data: Might as well hand it over to the Programs.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Purely mechanical things given life via magic: Safe

Good! Good...

 

 

 

Stores or processes computer data: Might as well hand it over to the Programs.

I think I can work around that. But unfortunately, to do it... The internet was never invented. In fact, it is against the law to even network two machines together. So sayth Mrak.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

There's ways round those problems.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

There's ways round those problems.

Explain.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

No.

 

I'll let you figure it out for yourself.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

No.   I'll let you figure it out for yourself.

Suit yourself. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

So Stormgiggle... that "gift" you promised?