mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I have a castle made of diamond.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

As in diamond blocks? That means you need to find 9 diamond just to put a single block down in your castle! How long did it take, and how much land did you explore to find enough diamond?!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

It was all due to good business skills.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I'm not your friend 42, I'm your protector.

 

*Slaps 42 twice* 

 

It's so much fun!       

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh. No wonder you're wearing a tuxedo. But if you got it though business instead of mining, are you sure you can call yourself a 'Mining' Questioner?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I still mine in my spare time, plus you have to have diamonds to make diamonds.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm not your friend 42, I'm your protector.

 

*Slaps 42 twice* 

 

It's so much fun!       

Simon, as your employer, I order you to stop slapping me.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I got Stormgiggle's permission.

 

*Slaps again*

 

     

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I got Stormgiggle's permission.

 

*Slaps again*

 

     

I don't believe you. Stormgiggle would never tell you to slap me. So stop slapping me, or there will be consequences.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Slaps again*

 

What......

 

*Slaps slowly* 

 

No....

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Comfortable? Life is not a cake walk served up on a silver spoon! Anger is a necessary part of life!

 

Crude stew, do you fear it Stormgiggle?

 

Time zones suck.

 

I'm gone most of the time because of my boring (yet sometimes delicious) job. Time zones certainly don't help, but my job consumes most of my waking hours.

Cupcakes don't bake themselves! (Although I wish that they could. Mmmm, self-baking cupcakes.)

 

But if the planet's flat, how do we ensure gravity always acts perpendicular to the ground? You need the planet to be spherical for that to be the case...

 

Or infinitely flat. If a flat earth were to stretch forever, the point of gravity would be a plane, not a point. 

 

plus you have to have diamonds to make diamonds.

 

I don't. I use sunlight to make whatever material I need.

I rarely make diamonds though. Red matter tools are much more powerful.

[Hidey 2,836]

j'aime du pain

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Or infinitely flat. If a flat earth were to stretch forever, the point of gravity would be a plane, not a point.

[Hidey 2,836]

space is curved

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

space is curved

Okay.

[Hidey 2,836]

Okay.

 

you know what else is curved

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

you know what else is curved

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

[Hidey 2,836]

 

don't you like that show

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

don't you like that show

Just the innuendo, I'm okay with the show.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

"...can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"

[Hidey 2,836]

Just the innuendo

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

[Hidey 2,836]