mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

Wilfre, use your power to summon a giant bolder, and crush Punicpunch with it.

 

Pfft that's easy.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Pfft that's easy.

Why do you say that? I've heard that getting crushed by a giant bolder can be very unhealthy. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Why do you say that? I've heard that getting crushed by a giant bolder can be very unhealthy. 

Perhaps

I could just, you know, fly away from it.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I could just, you know, fly away from it.

Sigh. It seems Wilfre isn't getting the job done. I'll have to "kill" you myself! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Sigh. It seems Wilfre isn't getting the job done. I'll have to "kill" you myself! 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Or in other words, Sh*t just go real.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Or in other words, Sh*t just go real.

Oh. I agree.

 

*Stormgiggle reverts to his true form, and attempts to grab Punicpunch with dozens of shadowy tentacles!*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Oh. I agree.

 

*Stormgiggle reverts to his true form, and attempts to grab Punicpunch with dozens of shadowy tentacles!*

*Punicpunch hacks at the tentacles to free himself*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*Punicpunch hacks at the tentacles to free himself*

*Bits of the tentacles remain attached to Punicpunch, and began to expand, encasing Punicpunch in shadowy ooze* 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*Bits of the tentacles remain attached to Punicpunch, and began to expand, encasing Punicpunch in shadowy ooze* 

*Punicpunch discharges a large amount of electricity to destroy the ooze*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*The ooze is an insulator and is mostly unaffected by electricity. Punicpunch is now completely encased in shadowy ooze* 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

 

Punicpunch..!!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*The ooze is an insulator and is mostly unaffected by electricity. Punicpunch is now completely encased in shadowy ooze* 

*Punicpunch used emergency rocket booster to attempt to burst through the ooze*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Throws at Punicpunch* 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*Punicpunch used emergency rocket booster to attempt to burst through the ooze*

*The ooze is unable to hold Puncipunch to the ground, but is still clinging to his body*

 

 

 

Punicpunch..!!

Yes! Throw that at him! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

*The ooze is unable to hold Puncipunch to the ground, but is still clinging to his body*

*Punic hacks away, flaps his wings, and boosts simultaneously*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I already threw it...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*Punic hacks away, flaps his wings, and boosts simultaneously*

A large majority of the ooze is hacked off, but some still clings stubbornly to Punicpunch. Some of the ooze enters Punicpunch's mouth, and tries to go down his throat*

I already threw it...

You must have missed...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

A large majority of the ooze is hacked off, but some still clings stubbornly to Punicpunch. Some of the ooze enters Punicpunch's mouth, and tries to go down his throat*

You must have missed...

Not sure what that ooze is doing, I'm a robot...

*Punic kicks at the remaining ooze to attempt to gain some distance*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Throws a ninja star at Punicpunch* 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*Throws a ninja star at Punicpunch* 

*Quickly deflects star with hooksword*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Not sure what that ooze is doing, I'm a robot... *Punic kicks at the remaining ooze to attempt to gain some distance*

*The ooze goes down his throat, and spreads throughout his circuitry*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*The ooze goes down his throat, and spreads throughout his circuitry*

You don't know the way my digestive system works, do you?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Goes up to Punicpunch*

 

Sorry master. I'll stand against you. 

Edited March 8, 2015 by Simon the Salem