mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Master, I'm bored. No enemies in sight? 

Please, call me Maisu Doilor Morroi. 

 

 

 

Shoulda just asked me.

In my dimensional travels, I believe I have found a being that can, and wants to, kill you. He calls himself The Answerer. Just thought I would give you a heads up.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I can't remember that! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

In my dimensional travels, I believe I have found a being that can, and wants to, kill you. He calls himself The Answerer. Just thought I would give you a heads up.

I met him. He failed.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I met him. He failed.

Lies. If you had meet him, you wouldn't be here right now.

 

 

 

I can't remember that! 

Oh? It'll be hard for me to remember bridal mask. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Bridal Mask is simple! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Lies. If you had meet him, you wouldn't be here right now.

Oh, I did. He THINKS he killed me, but he did not.

 

I am very good at not dying.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Bridal Mask is simple! 

If you don't call me by my real name, Maisu Doilor Morroi I'll be very offended.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle. 

 

 

     

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, I did. He THINKS he killed me, but he did not.

 

I am very good at not dying.

Ha! You would never be able to fool him. He possesses much more power then you do. The only reason he has not already destroyed you is because he probably is too lazy to do so. 

Stormgiggle. 

 

 

     

Maisu Doilor Morroi.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle, now hurt me! 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Stormgiggle, now hurt me! 

Why? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I thought you're going to hurt me when I say your real name..

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Ha! You would never be able to fool him. He possesses much more power then you do. The only reason he has not already destroyed you is because he probably is too lazy to do so. 

Wrong.

 

The answer is not more powerful than the question, there are always more questions whilst the number of answers are finite.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I thought you're going to hurt me when I say your real name..

No, my real name is Ukonakala.

 

 

Wrong.   The answer is not more powerful than the question, there are always more questions whilst the number of answers are finite.

A question only exists until it is answered. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Ukonakala.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Ukonakala.

Yes? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Hurt me now? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Hurt me now? 

Why? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Because I said your real name? 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

A question only exists until it is answered. 

A question does not cease to exist because it has been answered. There are many questions to which everyone knows the answer, yet the question is still there.

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Because I said your real name? 

That's not my real name!

 

@,

I would love to continue this, but I've got to go. Maybe later? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Alright Master. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

His nose should pant and his lip should curl,

His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,

His bosom should heave and his heart should glow,

And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.

 

His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,

His brow with scorn be wrung;

He never should bow down to a domineering frown,

Or the tang of a tyrant tongue!

 

His foot should stamp,

and his throat should growl,

His hair should twirl,

and his face should scowl,

His eyes should flash,

and his breast protrude,

And this should be his customary attitude.

[Hidey 2,836]

Because spontaneous acts of romance disturb and sometimes frighten me.

 

*kiss*

 

wut

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*kiss*

 

wut

Except it isn't surprising when you do it anymore.