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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Or did he?

I see you lurking over there. Just announce yourself, and help me with the huge moral conundrum I'm facing!

 

And you made a post there while I was making this post. Well played, Punicpunch.

Edited March 28, 2015 by FortyTwo42

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

And you made a post there while I was making this post. Well played, Punicpunch.

Because I can always be the lurkiest lurker in lurkville if I try lurk.

Think that's too redundant?

[Hidey 2,836]

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

[Hidey 2,836]

 

 

hey, since everyone else is gone, we can rule this thread together. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I have just pinpointed the location of the wedding in the General Chat Thread. I'll humor them and see what silly reasons they had for thinking you loved Woona more than me. Then there will most likely be threats against Jeric's life.

After 3 years, did you succeed? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

After 3 years, did you succeed?

Nope.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Are you 42? 

[Hidey 2,836]

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Are you 42? 

Here, have 42's words:

 

 

Jeric married Stormgiggle and Woona against their wills, I came here threatening to kill Jeric if he doesn't annul the wedding, he didn't annul the wedding, Stormgiggle and Woona actually start to love each other, they are now happily married, I become friends with Woona too, and the only way to end Stormgiggle and Woona's marriage is by killing Woona in an honorable fight to the death. That about sums it up. I either never get to marry Stormgiggle, or I have to kill my friend to marry Stormgiggle. What do I do?!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

What was that for 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

After 3 years, did you succeed? 

No...

 

The marriage has corrupted Stormgiggle! Now Stormgiggle legitimately loves Woona! What if Stormgiggle now loves Woona more than me?! What am I going to do?! Why is there no emoticon for conveying a panic attack?!

Edited March 28, 2015 by FortyTwo42

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

No...

 

The marriage has corrupted Stormgiggle! Now Stormgiggle legitimately loves Woona! What if Stormgiggle now loves Woona more than me?! What am I going to do?! Why is there no emoticon for conveying a panic attack?!

I followed Stormgiggle's orders, but now, I'll follow you. 

[Hidey 2,836]

What was that for 

 

just because. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

No...

 

The marriage has corrupted Stormgiggle! Now Stormgiggle legitimately loves Woona! What if Stormgiggle now loves Woona more than me?! What am I going to do?! Why is there no emoticon for conveying a panic attack?!

I have no advice, it's either kill Woona or convince Stormgiggle to take you back, but I don't know what that'd do.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

42, if this makes you feel any better, to calm you down.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnLwJ6WOr10

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I followed Stormgiggle's orders, but now, I'll follow you. 

Thanks. It's good to know I now have someone on my side!

 

But, uhh... My problem here is that I don't know what to do! If I had a plan of action, I'd send you to do whatever needs to be done, no problem, but now I just need some advice. Good advice.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Good advice

Try to woo Stormgiggle?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Thanks. It's good to know I now have someone on my side!

 

But, uhh... My problem here is that I don't know what to do! If I had a plan of action, I'd send you to do whatever needs to be done, no problem, but now I just need some advice. Good advice.

Fight Woona? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Fight Woona? 

He's friends with Woona, he doesn't really want to.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Just give up mate... accept this sad fact. 

Edited March 28, 2015 by Simon the Salem

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42, if this makes you feel any better, to calm you down.

 

Thanks... I feel better now. My panic has decreased to manageable levels.

Try to woo Stormgiggle?

That could work...

 

Just give up mate... accept this sad fact. 

I... I think this might be what I ultimately have to do at this rate...

 

Jeric is going to pay for this.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

I... I think this might be what I ultimately have to do at this rate...   Jeric is going to pay for this.

 

 

I mean.. if you'll accept this fact, just leave Jeric alone. He's innocent. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I mean.. if you'll accept this fact, just leave Jeric alone. He's innocent. 

Jeric is the one who started this! Stormgiggle never would've fallen in love with someone else if Jeric hadn't married them against their will!

 

You said you follow me now, right? It's very possible I will ask you to help me assassinate Jeric in the near future.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Jeric is the one who started this! Stormgiggle never would've fallen in love with someone else if Jeric hadn't married them against their will!

 

You said you follow me now, right? It's very possible I will ask you to help me assassinate Jeric in the near future.

If Jeric was able to do that.... he has some... power.