mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Nsxile 26,816]

1 hour ago, Gun Metal Zebra said:

Nsxile would get in trouble for excessive hoarding regardless of who happened to be president. 

Of course 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Just so long as you aren't hoarding documents - apparently that's a problem....

Edited August 14, 2022 by CyperKirin

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

I am posting while padded. 

[Nsxile 26,816]

13 hours ago, CyperKirin said:

Just so long as you aren't hoarding documents - apparently that's a problem....

But what if I was? 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

3 hours ago, Nsxile said:

But what if I was? 

FBI will getchoooo!

[DubWolf 17,200]

I’d be searched for having hoarded the win in this thread so much  .

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

I can’t find any hoards.

[DubWolf 17,200]

They are cloaked  

[Nsxile 26,816]

On 2022-08-15 at 12:26 AM, CyperKirin said:

FBI will getchoooo!

The FBI have never arrested a single normal dragon... Let alone one like me. I'd be fine 

3 minutes ago, DubWolf said:

They are cloaked  

Or are they? 

[DubWolf 17,200]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

The FBI have never arrested a single normal dragon... Let alone one like me. I'd be fine 

Or are they? 

Yes  . Trust me on this

[Starset Twinkle 498]

maybe if I write really small, they won't see this, and I can win...

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

I have majestic stripes.

[Nsxile 26,816]

And rings

[Old Accnt. 3,149]

can you even breathe with those rings on your neck?

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

3 minutes ago, Diane Velvet said:

can you even breathe with those rings on your neck?

Apparently so. 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Zecora may LOOK like a zebra, but when you expand those rings like a telescope she turns into a giraffe

[Nsxile 26,816]

10 hours ago, CyperKirin said:

Zecora may LOOK like a zebra, but when you expand those rings like a telescope she turns into a giraffe

Those rings don't expand  

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

There are no rings being offered as a prize.

[DubWolf 17,200]

Unless they are made of onions. Crispy onions  

[CypherHoof 26,482]

20 hours ago, Nsxile said:

Those rings don't expand  

how do you know? She may be secretly a zecora-bot with a telescoping neck function?

[Starset Twinkle 498]

Ninja strike! You are paralyzed!

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Surely Ninjas don't do anything if they are on strike?

[Nsxile 26,816]

4 hours ago, CyperKirin said:

how do you know? She may be secretly a zecora-bot with a telescoping neck function?

The zebra is clearly a biological one 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

11 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

The zebra is clearly a biological one 

Complete with a boopable snoot.

[Starset Twinkle 498]

2 hours ago, CyperKirin said:

Surely Ninjas don't do anything if they are on strike?

Maybe I was saying you all are ninjas on strike, and thus are paralyzed!!!

Spoiler

I'm not that clever