mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

Is there a prize?

[Wingnut 6,998]

Not for you. 

[Mirage 24,770]

Tia for the win!

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

Celestial win.

[Cash In 22,380]

What does it truly mean to "win?"

Not to worry. I'll find the answer for you all. Just don't respond to this thread. I'm sure I'll figure it out really soon!

[Nsxile 27,110]

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3 hours ago, Cash In said:

What does it truly mean to "win?"

Not to worry. I'll find the answer for you all. Just don't respond to this thread. I'm sure I'll figure it out really soon!

All I can say is 

[Mirage 24,770]

Taco Tuesday for the win!

 

 

 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

This zebra is not a prize to be won.

[Mirage 24,770]

We've all agreed, in a forum meeting you weren't invited to, that the winner gets to take you home and keep you.

That's just the way it is.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

Why does everyone want a zebra in their home?

[Mirage 24,770]

Because when we're done eating you, we can make your coat into a rug. Win-win.

 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

The zebra is not food.

[Mirage 24,770]

Food doesn't argue.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

I am not food, and since I have stripes, I win by default.  

[Mirage 24,770]

But if you win, then some other pony will starve and have an unfinished floor.

So I win.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

You can buy something from the grocery store and wear leopard slippers on a bare floor.

[Mirage 24,770]

We want a zebra floor.

Zebras floors are the best floors.

And we will feel full and satisfied.

We insist.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

The zebra will be dancing on the floor in his pajamas instead. Too bad for you.

[Nsxile 27,110]

 

33 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Because when we're done eating you, we can make your coat into a rug. Win-win.

... We're not eating the zebra 

[Mirage 24,770]

Dragon scales make great armor.

We need armor.

So that means we win.

[Nsxile 27,110]

2 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Dragon scales make great armor.

And how do you plan to get those? 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

I have my magical zebra pajamas.

[Nsxile 27,110]

Can we see it? 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

I tried showing off my zebra pajamas, but they caused Mirage's camera to lose focus.

[Mirage 24,770]

Striped socks for the win.