mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Mirage 24,287]

Taco Tuesday for the win!

 

 

 

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

This zebra is not a prize to be won.

[Mirage 24,287]

We've all agreed, in a forum meeting you weren't invited to, that the winner gets to take you home and keep you.

That's just the way it is.

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

Why does everyone want a zebra in their home?

[Mirage 24,287]

Because when we're done eating you, we can make your coat into a rug. Win-win.

 

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

The zebra is not food.

[Mirage 24,287]

Food doesn't argue.

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

I am not food, and since I have stripes, I win by default.  

[Mirage 24,287]

But if you win, then some other pony will starve and have an unfinished floor.

So I win.

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

You can buy something from the grocery store and wear leopard slippers on a bare floor.

[Mirage 24,287]

We want a zebra floor.

Zebras floors are the best floors.

And we will feel full and satisfied.

We insist.

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

The zebra will be dancing on the floor in his pajamas instead. Too bad for you.

[Nsxile 26,178]

 

33 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Because when we're done eating you, we can make your coat into a rug. Win-win.

... We're not eating the zebra 

[Mirage 24,287]

Dragon scales make great armor.

We need armor.

So that means we win.

[Nsxile 26,178]

2 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Dragon scales make great armor.

And how do you plan to get those? 

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

I have my magical zebra pajamas.

[Nsxile 26,178]

Can we see it? 

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

I tried showing off my zebra pajamas, but they caused Mirage's camera to lose focus.

[Mirage 24,287]

Striped socks for the win.

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

I have some thigh-high socks with alternating black and white stripes that I sometimes wear with my zebra apparel. 

[Mirage 24,287]

Yeah zebra is cool and stuff but Luna...

Owns the night.

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,931]

I guess Luna approves of me wearing zebra kigurumi pajamas at night.

[Mirage 24,287]

Stitch will eat the next post...then th next...then the next...

[Nsxile 26,178]

He can try 

[Mirage 24,287]

You've obviously been eaten.

(I'm immune to Stitch)