mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hidey 2,836]

Stormgiggle finally manages to rip the sticker off his forehead

 

 

You'll taste my vengeance eventually.

 

It tastes like cupcakes.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4dDQso-Yss

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You'll taste my vengeance eventually.

Ha! None can defeat the mighty Stormgiggle!

 

Stormgiggle God-Modding boss battle theme:

Edited November 30, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Red_Rain 25]

i wonder how many years it will be before the world ends and someone wins this damn thing

[Hyperhooves 872]

And that person will be Quest, just you watch folks.

[Creative 187]

my victory song when i get last post

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

My victory theme when I win. 

[Hidey 2,836]

Mine:

 

 

But, winning this game won't get you a medal. And you won't get cake when it's done either.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

My Boss Theme:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

My character theme:

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Oh yeah, should we get started with the RP session for today?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh yeah, should we get started with the RP session for today?

Absolutely.  

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Dan tosses the stone chip at one of the elementals. The chip disintegrates as it comes into contact with its target and the electric golem becomes ensnared in a dome of stone that erupts from the ground.

 

Elsewhere, the outraged barbarian clown strikes his gargantuan fists into his undead brethren.

 

Also this:

Edited November 30, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle finished his summoning spell, and the Dread Burger King himself descended down from the heavens. Upon seeing his rival, lasers shot forth from his eyes, striking Ronald for massive damage. While the two fast food giants were distracted battling each other, Stormgiggle transformed into a vile, toxic black ooze, and flowed away from the clowns and towards where Dan was. When he was in range, Stormgiggle formed two pseudopods created from his gooey body, sending them slamming down upon the two storm atronachs, destroying them instantly. 

 

<<>>

 

The dragonborn was tired of this game. He had used his invisibility to maneuver behind Dan without being detected, and then let loose a powerful unrelenting force shout, sending Dan sailing into a wall. He then got out hid dadric bow, and prepared to strike while Dan was down...

Edited November 30, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Dan's ring glows a light purplish hue as he directs his palm towards the Dragonborn. His hand releases a bolt of energy that just barely flies over the shoulder of his enemy. The Dovahkiin bellows a mighty laugh before he realizes that the miniscule mage has disappeared. However, the thaumaturge was not invisible, but instead he had teleported where the magic missile had landed. Dan whips around and jabs his staff right behind the warrior's helmet. Dan releases a surge of electricity into the skull of the fearsome combatant, amplified by his own leeched Dragon magic.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

The Dragonborn would have almost certainly died from such a blow, but he was saved at the last second by a strange purple glow, which teleported him away. 

 

The black ooze coalesced back into Stormgiggle's original form, appearing beside Dan. "Come on Dan, let's get out of here while they're distracted!"

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

"Yes, but where to? Also, you still haven't explained what you know about all of this. So far I've been picking bits and pieces of what happened, but other than that, I'm in the dark."

"You did mention something about Twilight. I didn't even know that we could contact the world of Equestria let alone travel there! I still don't even know how I got there the first time... or back from it."

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"I only know a little more then you do. Twilight appeared one day through a portal from another dimension, preaching the virtues of harmony and the magic of friendship. Many joined her side, and she formed a great army. Those who resisted her teachings were branded as evil and were either forcibly converted or destroyed."

 

"We'll eventually need to make our way to her Fortress of Friendship and confront her there. But first, we should gather allies and supplies."

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

"These clowns don't exactly seem to be spreading love and friendship, and something tells me that the "Doe-vah-keen" fellow doesn't exactly want to extend our lifespans either.

Anyways, if we want to get somewhere and find supplies, the train station is our best bet. The vending machines are full of food and scrap metal, and the light-rails are suspended over most of New New York. The rails should be clear of most debris.

However, we should loot some of the buildings we pass as we make our way over there."

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Indeed. I find it puzzling as to why she would chose such methods. Still, she does claim to represent harmony and friendship, despite the fact she's currently spreading chaos and destruction. Either way, she must be stopped. your plan sounds like a good one, but we must be wary of Twilight's army. She has worse things under her control then rouge Dragonborn and clowns."

 

(We need to have Twilight discuss her plans with her generals. It'll help set up the plot. I'll control Twilight, as I have an idea of what her plans are. And you control her generals. Make up whatever generals you like, but remember we'll have to fight them someday...)

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

(Alright, sounds like a plan. How about Agent Smith and Dr.Breen?)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(Go for it!    Although I have no idea who those people are...)

Twilight sat in her massive throne, looking down upon the Dragonborn. Her two generals stood by her side.

 

"Report, my friend. Tell me about your battle with Dan and that annoying Necromancer."

 

(You'll need to roleplay the Dragonborn to.  )

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

(Dr.Breen is from Half Life 2 and Agent Smith is from the Matrix)

 

The Dragonborn kneels before the sovereign ruler.

 

"Your highness, we were unable to halt their progress, even with my supreme powers of hax. They were more powerful than we had anticipated. It almost seems as if they weren't N00bs, but instead 1337."

 

Dr.Breen's eyebrow twitches slightly at the word "hax".

Agent Smith steps forward. (Well, at least his spider-like shell, carrying a monitor displaying his face)

 

"You do understand that you cannot "hack" the physical world, right?"

 

The Dragonborn's face shifts in confusion at the statement.

Edited December 1, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Twilight's face shone with disappointment.

 

"You are dismissed, Dragonborn. You will go back to hunting that kid who trains dragons. It was a mistake to send you after those two."

 

Twilight turned to her generals. 

 

"We must send somepony else after those two. Have you any suggestions?"  

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Dr.Breen turns to Twilight.

 

"Grey Mann appears to be our best option at this point. His methods are unusual, but he gets the job done."

 

(Sorry for the delay. My cat spilled his bag of food down the stairs.)

 

Agent Smith nods.

 

"Yes, Doctor Breen. Grey Mann's army has greatly improved since he was supplied with Australium from Equestria."

Edited December 1, 2014 by A.I. Pony