mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Yes, but can he dance?" Twilight said, an insane light twinkling in her eyes. 

 

"Send him in at once! I wish to see him dance!"

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The aged man strides into the throne room.

 

"You wish for me to dance? I can do much more than just dance, but if that is what you wish..."

 

Several medi-bots file into the room as music begins to play.

 

(Imagine this with an elderly man and robots.)

(This one works too)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Twilight clapped her hooves in delight. 

 

"Yes, YES! Everypony, DANCE!"

 

Twilight herself got off her throne and begin to dance. Her dance moves were so atrociously bad that they had been known to flay men alive. Luckily, her staff had suffered through many a dance, and could survive; but not without experiencing extreme pain. In her insanity she didn't even notice the pain she was causing; her twisted mind saw people spasming on the floor in agony as dancing.

 

 

Eventually she got tired of dancing and trotted back to her throne. 

 

"Excellent. You are clearly worthy of dealing with those two pests, Mr. Gray."

 

She waived her hoof, signaling Grey Mann to carry out his new task.

 

"But now we must discuss more weighty matters. Come my generals, let us discuss our end goals, the plan to bring Harmony to every single corner of this planet."

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(I swear to Celestia, if my cat knocks his food over one more time, I will throw him into a bathtub full of water!)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(Really!? Mr. Mumbles is usually well behaved...)

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(Nah, not Mr.Mumbles. I'm talking about my real cat. His name is Arequar and he really likes baths. He just took one three minutes ago.)

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

woo

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(And by "likes", I mean loathes.)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

{Instead of using parenthesis, I will now use brackets, which are much sexier.}

 

 

(And by "likes", I mean loathes.)

{That's normal for a cat, or so I've been led to believe.}  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

squid 

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[These are quite nice for when Agent Smith speaks]

|Back to the RP?|

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

|Back to the RP?|

{Indeed.}

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

win

[Hidey 2,836]

Little does he know, while he so comfortably continues his RP, I am plotting my delicious revenge... 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

ittle does he know, while he so comfortably continues his RP, I am plotting my delicious revenge... 

{Oh please. I can take whatever you can dish out! :comeatus:  }

 

{}

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Unfortunately for everyone present in the room, Dr.Breen was still thrashing about on the marble floor like a massive suit-wearing fish.

After several minutes the convulsing stopped and everyone was able to speak properly.

 

[Yes, what is to happen when we dominate the worlds with friendship? Also, what should we do if resistance were to reach this dimension?]

Edited December 1, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Hidey 2,836]

{Oh please. I can take whatever you can dish out! :comeatus:  }

 

We'll see about that AHAHAHAHAHA!! *ahem*

 

Everyone knows that I am the main character of this forum. 

 

 

 

 

Then we'll see if you can get away with... being... yourself!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Blah blah blah, I want to be the main character. Two pictures relating to main characterness. Vow of revenge.

I don't see you with any poems about your history here.

No one is main character, but if there was it wouldn't be Pink.

[Hidey 2,836]

I don't see you with any poems about your history here.

No one is main character, but if there was it wouldn't be Pink.

 

 

 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualSympatheticVillain

 

it's all for the evulz. Being main character is my motivation 

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I fail to see any evil you've done so far.

[Hidey 2,836]

I fail to see any evil you've done so far.

 

And that, my friend, is what it's all about. But don't worry, I'm always ready to do something incredibly EVIL... maybe.

*rubs hands together* 

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If you say so.

I mean, I don't really believe that you could do anything incredibly evil, but I'll listen anyways.

Oh, and putting a sticker on someone's forehead is not evil. That's like saying that tying my shoes is heroic.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Twilight merely grinned.

 

 "The question you should be asking is how we'll do it, not what we'll do when it's done! We haven't defeated the forces of evil yet!"

 

Twilight's horn glowed with power, and a three dimentional holographic image appeared before them. The image was a detailed blueprint for a massive device of unknown functionality. The device was far too complex for anyone but Twilight to understand.

 

"As you can clearly see, once this device is built it will spread the magic of friendship across the entire multi-universe, whether the forces of evil like it or not. It greatly amplifies and improves upon the Tree of Harmony's natural power, spreading it's magic across all of reality. Everypony, everywhere will have their mind transformed by the magic of the Tree of Harmony, transformed into perfection."

 

Twlight's horn stopped glowing, and the hologram disappeared.

 

"So as you can see, It dosen't matter if they stumble their way into our dimension. The device is already being built inside this very fortress, and will be finished in a matter of weeks. By the time they get here, the device will be complete and they will forcibly be converted to our side. Even if they do get here before the device is complete, this fortress is impregnable. We will finish the device in safety while they try in vain to breach these walls."

 

 

Everyone knows that I am the main character of this forum. 

{If you are the main character, then I am the main antagonist!} 

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

[Hidey 2,836]

If you say so.

I mean, I don't really believe that you could do anything incredibly evil, but I'll listen anyways.

Oh, and putting a sticker on someone's forehead is not evil. That's like saying that tying my shoes is heroic.

 

It was intended to make him die of embarrassment. That didn't work, but I could still be stuck to him and call upon old biddies to hit him with their purses. 

 

 

That's what I am. The mustache-twirling caricature villain.