mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Win.

I protest! You haven't won yet!  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I AM BACK 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, since the whole gang's here, why not get back to roleplay? Unless you'd rather quote memes...

[Red_Rain 25]

What the hell have we turned this into? i mean dude really?

i just had to wade through a heap of random crap to find this page.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What the hell have we turned this into? i mean dude really?

i just had to wade through a heap of random crap to find this page.

 

This game was always crazy. it runs the gambit between intense philosophical debates to insane gibberish to everything in between.

[Hidey 2,836]

Well, since the whole gang's here

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 Yeah, I know what you mean. 

[Hidey 2,836]

 Yeah, I know what you mean. 

 you know what bro?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQst2mFlJM

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What the hell have we turned this into? i mean dude really?

 

i just had to wade through a heap of random crap to find this page.

Man, edit the URL. It's not hard, just add a bunch of 0's to the end of the page number and it'll bring you to the last page.

Well, since the whole gang's here, why not get back to roleplay? Unless you'd rather quote memes...

Also, yes. Let us resume the Roleplay.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Also, yes. Let us resume the Roleplay.

Cool. I think you were about to respond to Mr. Grey's offer.  

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Also this:

 

(Let me find the last page we RP'd on for reference. It'll only take a moment.)

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I don't have time to make memes sry 

Edited December 8, 2014 by Assassin

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't have time to make memes sry 

Thank celestia- err, I mean that's too bad! I'll miss those wonderful memes! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I was able to make one.

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I was able to make one.

 

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err, I mean 

By the way, how do you make those memes anyway?

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"Not quite. I could always kill both of you and return to Twilight victorious. But I think we both know that allowing Twilight to win would be disastrous. At this point you two may be the only ones capable of defeating her. So let's make this simple. All I really want is a contentious supply of Australium to power my Life Extender Machine. Get me that, and I'll help you defeat Twilight."

Great, then we have a deal. If and when this is all over, you will have in your possession the greatest Austrailium fabrication machine Jerk Co. has manufactured. We'll also supply you with plenty of materials to chemically synthesize into more Austrailium.

(Again, sorry for the incredible delay. Surprise order of cupcakes.)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

(Again, sorry for the incredible delay. Surprise order of cupcakes.)

{That's fine. Such is the way of life.}

 

"Excellent. The portal is in the bottom of the old New New York capital building. It's guarded by a couple terminators, but it's nothing you can't handle. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go into hiding until this all blows over."

 

{Also, we're going to need to do another villainous dialog with Twilight in her fortress.}

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(Alright. Evil scheming time!)

Meanwhile in the hallways of Twilight's Fortified Fortress of Fortification, Dr.Breen was nervously pacing back and forth in front of the throne room, waiting for permission to enter the presence of the maniacal dictator of harmony.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Dr.Breen

{Who?}

 

The door to the throne room suddenly disintegrated in a brilliant flash of light. 

 

"Come in, Come in!"

 

Twilight's throne was angled away from the doorway, so Dr. Breen couldn't actually see Twilight. 

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(Dr.Breen is the former administrator of the Black Mesa Research Facility and the current administrator of (alt.) Earth (He is one of Twilight's Generals, with the only other known General at this time being Agent Smith.). He is also one of the victims of the Black Mesa Incident/ Resonance Cascade as well as the Microwave Casserole Incident.)

 

Dr.Breen cautiously enters the chamber, half expecting some sort of magical creature to emerge from the shadows and put an end to him.

 

"You requested to speak to me in private?"

Edited December 8, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Twilight hopped off her throne, coming into full view. Unlike last time, she was dressed in full battle regalia. Atop her head rested the alicorn crown, a powerful relic that possessed all the powers of, and was crafted from, the alicorn amulet. Although she was unarmored from the neck down, the rest of her was protected by a suit of power armor. The power armor itself was created from void metal, metal infused with magic drawn directly from the source of magic beyond the stars. The mechanized suit enhanced her speed, strength, and stamina to near godlike levels, and the powerful enchantments bound into the armor rendered her nigh invincible. Five soul gems, each one containing one of Twilight's friends, were encrusted onto the armor. The armor was colored the dark purple of void metal. Strapped under her each one of her wings was a sword. The right sword was a warp sword, a magical weapon capable of hitting any object in the universe as long as the user knew where the object to be hit was. The left sword was a sword made primarily out of red lyrium. Twilight also had a cosmic cube slowly orbiting around her head.

 

"Ah, yes I did wish to speak with you my friend! Tell me, what do you see when you look out the window?" Twilight asked.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Assassin stood in front of the palace. She picked up a rock at threw at the top as hard as she could.

 

"Twilight you coward come down and face me!"

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"Umm... I see an insane pony throwing rocks at the window.

Other than that, I see nothing but a rocky wasteland...

Is this a trick question?"

Edited December 8, 2014 by A.I. Pony

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"Indeed. I remember when Equestria used to be a beautiful place! But none of the other ponies understood. The war was terrible. After that, years of heavy mining, advanced industry, and pollution took their toll." Twilight sighed.

 

"But it's all for the greater good! Once we bring harmony to the universe, we'll be able return Equestria to it's former glory! It'll be a model, a template, for the rest of the universe."

 

"But I've rambled on enough. I was going to ask you to prepare some friends for me to take on my excursion to Earth, but instead, I'd like to meet that pony outside the window in person. Bring our new friend in here, please." Twilight commanded. 

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"But of course, Princess Twilight."

 

*Dr.Breen leaves and makes his way towards the nearest Comm Station*

*After sending a few orders to his underlings, a Synth Dropship lands nearby the trespassing miniature horse*

*Several Overwatch Soldiers and a pair of Overwatch Elites file out of the ship*