mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hidey 2,836]

Nope. To qualify as a joke someone other then yourself has to find it funny. Such is the very definition of humor.

 

you're a bit of a dick today  :okiedokielokie:

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

Really? Then what are you?

a Unicorn

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I did.

Why did you find it funny? If you explain it to me, then maybe I can find it funny as well!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Why did you find it funny? If you explain it to me, then maybe I can find it funny as well!

That's not how jokes work, explaining them makes them less funny.

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you're a bit of a dick today 

Sorry, but I was just being honest. Would you rather I lie to you?

 

 

 

a Unicorn

Just a regular, everyday unicorn? 

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

Just a regular, everyday unicorn? 

no

master at stealth, ice magic, psychic magic, and alchemy....

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That's not how jokes work, explaining them makes them less funny.

So? It's already too late for me to find this instance of the joke funny, but if you explain it then maybe I can find the next one funny.

[Hidey 2,836]

Sorry, but I was just being honest. Would you rather I lie to you?

 

I'd rather you treat me with some respect. Did you like Pink 3? he was honest.

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no master at stealth, ice magic, psychic magic, and alchemy....

You have psychic powers!? Now that is interesting! 

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

You have psychic powers!? Now that is interesting! 

Psychic magic not powers....

 

long term teleportation, levitation, manipulation, and polymorphing... are but some I know

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I'd rather you treat me with some respect.

I don't understand. Honesty and respect go hand in hand. Since we're friends, we're supposed to share and respect each other's honest opinions. If I didn't respect you, I would have lied to you. 

Psychic magic not powers....

 

long term teleportation, levitation, manipulation, and polymorphing... are but some I know

Ah, okay! So you know all the advanced unicorn spells then?

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

Ah, okay! So you know all the advanced unicorn spells then?

I only learn what I want to Physic is something every unicorn should know.... but only some chose to master it... I only know advanced spells if it has anything to do with Ice of Physic anything else... no

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I only learn what I want to Physic is something every unicorn should know.... but only some chose to master it... I only know advanced spells if it has anything to do with Ice of Physic anything else... no

So you've specialized in ice and psychic magic?  

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

So you've specialized in ice and psychic magic?  

yes... I think I have said that at least twice

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yes... I think I have said that at least twice

And you can't cast any other types of spells? 

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

And you can't cast any other types of spells? 

no one can a Unicorn only specializes in one or two types of magic... only Unicorn in history to ever master at all types is Twilight Sparkle and Star Swirl The Bearded

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no one can a Unicorn only specializes in one or two types of magic... only Unicorn in history to ever master at all types is Twilight Sparkle and Star Swirl The Bearded

I guess we share that in common. I specialize in dark magic, and that's the only type of magic I cast. 

 

And for the record, Star Swirl didn't master every type of magic.

 

Also, I think Pink and Punicpunch hate my guts now... 

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

I guess we share that in common. I specialize in dark magic, and that's the only type of magic I cast. 

 

And for the record, Star Swirl didn't master every type of magic.

 

Also, I think Pink and Punicpunch hate my guts now... 

don't worry I love everyone until I have reason to hate them... and I have no reason for you...

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don't worry I love everyone until I have reason to hate them... and I have no reason for you...

Or maybe they just left. Could be they had more important things to do.

 

I've been meaning to ask, why the eye patch?  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Also, I think Pink and Punicpunch hate my guts now...

Nah.

 

 

Or maybe they just left.

  Homework -_-

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

I've been meaning to ask, why the eye patch?  

which story you want to hear... why I'm a cyclops or why my OC is?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

which story you want to hear... why I'm a cyclops or why my OC is?

Is you OC a cyclops because you are?

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Nah.

I'm relived to hear that! 

 

 

which story you want to hear... why I'm a cyclops or why my OC is?

Both, if you have time!

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

Is you OC a cyclops because you are?

yes... but we have different stories behind it

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

I'm relived to hear that!

I don't know if I should watch Robocop 3 or not.

I already watched the first two, but I didn't even know the other two existed for a while.