mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Me, criticize you? Never!

Not even constructive?

 

Constructive criticism is good

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, you left out the part where your lab assistant poisoned your food so she could steal you research. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well, you left out the part where your lab assistant poisoned your food so she could steal you research. 

I didn't know anything about robotics at the time.

 

I don't think you know much about my past life...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I didn't know anything about robotics at the time.   I don't think you know much about my past life...

Alright, you left out the part where an angry ex-girlfriend poisoned your food to get revenge.

 

 

 

I don't think you know much about my past life...

I'm not sure what you mean...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Alright, you left out the part where an angry ex-girlfriend poisoned your food to get revenge.

Aflatoxin comes from grains and hay itself...

And you're hallucinating if you think I could get a girlfriend.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Aflatoxin comes from grains and hay itself...

 

Very well then, you left out the part where Applejack genetically altered all the hay in her hay farm so she could kill all the ninja clowns in Ponyville, but she accidentally sold the tainted hay to you instead. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

Very well then, you left out the part where Applejack genetically altered all the hay in her hay farm so she could kill all the ninja clowns in Ponyville, but she accidentally sold the tainted hay to you instead. 

 

Don't say something about best pony like that :okiedokielokie:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Don't say something about best pony like that

Okay, you left put the part where Celestia hypnotized all the grains in Equestria, transforming them into evil zombie grains. Somehow, you were the only one affected by this, and when you ate an evil zombie strudel you got infected with Aflatoxin.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Okay, you left put the part where Celestia hypnotized all the grains in Equestria, transforming them into evil zombie grains. Somehow, you were the only one affected by this, and when you ate an evil zombie strudel you got infected with Aflatoxin.

Evil.. zombie grains?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Evil.. zombie grains?

Yes, created by the undead ninja clown mafia. Of which Celestia is the leader.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Yes, created by the undead ninja clown mafia. Of which Celestia is the leader.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

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...Alright, I may have gone a little overboard. But I do know that your being infected with Aflatoxin was no accident.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

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...Alright, I may have gone a little overboard. But I do know that your being infected with Aflatoxin was no accident.

How would you know?

This kind of stuff happens sometimes.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

How would you know?

Well... Let's just say it's mare's intuition.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well... Let's just say it's mare's intuition.

How could you be intuitive enough to see into the past?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

How could you be intuitive enough to see into the past?

 

Divination magic.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

Divination magic.

 

I don't know what that is...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I don't know what that is...

 

Divination spells enable you to learn secrets long forgotten, to predict the future, to find hidden things, and to foil deceptive spells.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Divination spells enable you to learn secrets long forgotten, to predict the future, to find hidden things, and to foil deceptive spells.

"Long forgotten"?

 

This was only a few years ago.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

"Long forgotten"?   This was only a few years ago.

 

Well, I myself can't actually preform divination magic, so I had to use a magical item. This item was only able to give me the vague impression that your sickness was not an accident.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

Well, I myself can't actually preform divination magic, so I had to use a magical item. This item was only able to give me the vague impression that your sickness was not an accident.

 

:okiedokielokie:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

:okiedokielokie:

Why the angry eyes? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Why the angry eyes? 

I don't quite believe you...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I don't quite believe you...

Why not? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Why not? 

There's no way someone could deliberately put Aflatoxin inside grains...