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[Hidey 2,836]

wut

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hello everyone! Sorry, I had to leave fora little while! But I'm here now!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Hello everyone! Sorry, I had to leave fora little while! But I'm here now!

I'll let you hire me as a bouncer for your dates with 42.

 

That's all I need to say right now

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hey, Stormgiggle! Punicpunch is offering...

 

I'll let you hire me as a bouncer for your dates with 42.

 

That's all I need to say right now

 

Well, he just said it. But his fee is 2000 pounds of real (so not magically conjured up) titanium, or 3000 bits, which is quite expensive. Do you still want to hire his services?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Hey, Stormgiggle! Punicpunch is offering...

 

 

Well, he just said it. But his fee is 2000 pounds of real (so not magically conjured up) titanium, or 3000 bits, which is quite expensive. Do you still want to hire his services?

For the record, you can't buy 2000 pounds of titanium with 3000 bits.

 

Just helping you pick a side, unless you some reason have access to titanium.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'll let you hire me as a bouncer for your dates with 42.

Actually, I had something special planned for our date! Something very special... (For 42 the italics represent romantic intentions, but for everyone else they represent malevolent, sinister intent...)

 

Anyway, I was hoping we could have our date in the roleplaying thread I created. (You know the one)

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Actually, I had something special planned for our date! Something very special... (For 42 the italics represent romantic intentions, but for everyone else they represent malevolent, sinister intent...)

 

Anyway, I was hoping we could have our date in the roleplaying thread I created. (You know the one)

In math-land over here?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

In math-land over here?

That's the one!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

That's the one!

Well, I'm being swarmed by an angry mob at the moment, so now's probably not the best time for a date...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well, I'm being swarmed by an angry mob at the moment, so now's probably not the best time for a date...

That's fine! Whenever you're ready is fine by me!  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Oh.. alright, if you ever change my mind, you know where to find me

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Oh.. alright, if you ever change my mind, you know where to find me

 

You are welcome in the roleplaying thread, I made it for everyone here! I don't know why you people refuse to use it!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

You are welcome in the roleplaying thread, I made it for everyone here! I don't know why you people refuse to use it!

 

I need to warm up to it. Like a new puppy.

 

But, I've run out of titanium for my suit, and I need to become formidable to P.P. 2.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I need to become formidable to P.P. 2.

I don't know if you'll ever be able to do that, at least not without some serious help.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I don't know if you'll ever be able to do that, at least not without some serious help.

Not better, just formidable mind you.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What's going on with Punicpunch II? I think I must've missed something before...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

What's going on with Punicpunch II? I think I must've missed something before...

He's far superior to me, but is shy to meet me, but he has been showing interest in my life, such as eating my brother's pizza.

Synopsis rating, 8/10

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

He's far superior to me, but is shy to meet me, but he has been showing interest in my life, such as eating my brother's pizza.

Synopsis rating, 8/10

So, there's two of your now? Did Punicpuch II get access to your brain too or something?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

So, there's two of your now? Did Punicpuch II get access to your brain too or something?

Nah, Stormgiggle just made a superior copy of me.

 

Like Robocop 2, except not weird.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Nah, Stormgiggle just made a superior copy of me.

 

Like Robocop 2, except not weird.

If he doesn't have your brain, can he really be called 'Punicpunch II'?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

What's going on with Punicpunch II? I think I must've missed something before...

 

 

 

Listen, Punicpunch II is your better in every way! 

• He has a void metal armor plating and chassis, I don't know what armor you have but it can't be as good as void metal.
• Has a full battery of laser guns and kinetic cannons, while all you have is a sword.
• He is stronger, faster, and more agile.
• He can use magic! Dark, foul magic...
• He has a copy of your brain which has been improved with genetic engineering, many of my 'gifts', and several extremely powerful CPUs!
• He has more RAM then you do, and a bigger hard drive! 
• His power source is a soul well, so he won't be running out of power.
• With his sleek black finish and roguish good looks he's probably more aesthetically pleasing then you too...

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

If he doesn't have your brain, can he really be called 'Punicpunch II'?

It is an exact copy, but he will develop differently.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Listen, Punicpunch II is your better in every way! 

• He has a void metal armor plating and chassis, I don't know what armor you have but it can't be as good as void metal.
• Has a full battery of laser guns and kinetic cannons, while all you have is a sword.
• He is stronger, faster, and more agile.
• He can use magic! Dark, foul magic...
• He has a copy of your brain which has been improved with genetic engineering, many of my 'gifts', and several extremely powerful CPUs!
• He has more RAM then you do, and a bigger hard drive! 
• His power source is a soul well, so he won't be running out of power.
• With his sleek black finish and roguish good looks he's probably more aesthetically pleasing then you too...

Sorry, Punicpunch, but in the interest of ensuring my continued survival, I'll have to join Punicpunch II's side now. After all, a bigger hard drive is almost necessary for survival!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Sorry, Punicpunch, but in the interest of ensuring my continued survival, I'll have to join Punicpunch II's side now. After all, a bigger hard drive is almost necessary for survival!

I am aware of his superiority.

But it won't matter who's better if we're friends.

 

Do you think I should try talking to him yet?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I am aware of his superiority.

But it won't matter who's better if we're friends.

 

Do you think I should try talking to him yet?

Wait, you two aren't at war against each other? Phew. In that case, I don't have to declare you my mortal enemy anymore, Punicpunch.